Samhoe Mendler

[Samhoe Mendler @Samuoko]

And so I called her and I told her I said ma'am this is not a Taco Bell

[Adaeze, The Tired. @Adaezae_1]

She’s definitely not going back!

[Milisaurio✨ @milisaurio12]

Nuevo miedo desbloqueado

[dri @mashivrs]

my store manager talked shit about me today and told an associate the wall looks like ass🤩

[butchpuppy @rockruff_irl]

Threesome with two doms who are lowkey competing to see who can make me moan the loudest...

[draksza 𓅓🧊 @THEOVOSZALEGACY]

😂😂😂

[uri @urieelsolis]

y aún así estuvo trabada toda la temporada la pendeja 😭

[https.mars ᖭ༏ᖫ @urlocalburden]

no bc tell me why Christina Aguilera had genuine beef with a little girl this whole season 😭 who was being groomed by Adam at the time mind you. obviously Melanie is a loser now, but you have to laugh

[Ashley 🎀 @ailyashley]

If a man whispers “FuuUuuuuuk” as soon as he puts it in…
you better enjoy the next 36 seconds

[ivan pussypalmer @theantlerqueef]

what else happened in september 2001 that gets overshadowed by 9/11?? you guys ever wonder that

[resident (𝙩)evil | ✚ @deermotifs]

actors are so insane bc what do you mean this guy is an introvert that can barely answer questions during interviews

[Beto @Betit0Mixx]

Insisto, hay una desconexión grande con las cantidades en México. Se subestima que hay raza que jamás ha visto 25mil pesos juntos. No estoy mamando. Hace años que caí en una crisis hasta 3k me podían hacer una diferencia cabrona. A veces no me la creo ni yo, viendo la actualidad.

[Jesus Caseres @Jesuscaseresone]

Cuando todos afirmaban que las hienas serían las funadas… ¿qué creen? La funada terminó siendo la ganadora. Pero no solo fue funada, sino también cuestionada por su victoria, con gran parte del público gritando: “¡Fraude!”.

Que te conozcan por tramposa y, presuntamente, por ser la escogida y beneficiada por la producción para obtener el maletín de la deshonra.

#LaCasaDeLosFamososMéxico #LaCasaDeLosFamososMéxicoMx

[luigi @urfavoriteflop]

el proctologo diciendome "eres receptor anal?" cuando le dije q era gay girl

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

bc it’s a japanese series and sasuke has the design of an attractive japanese teenager while naruto has the design of a foreigner

[PrEPlup( ；´Д｀) @PrEPlup]

this style of underwear has been all over my feed lately what is it called????

[Juan Sorza @Jdavidsorzaa]

Entro a Twitter y lo primero que veo es como se lo chupan al agropecuario jajaja

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.

[kory 🧸 semi ia @eclipseakgae]

ppl say u cant miss a day on this app when its actually 8 hours why the fuck is everyone tweeting about uncle pussy

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

I got too much on my plate right now 😩

[•SiSi• @sisifrabeta]

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