Simon Blackquill ⚔️

29 | Prosecutor | Not A Weeaboo Thank You | Art Source: Unknown

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

"Eɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴊᴀʙʙᴇʀɪɴɢ. Gᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ, ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ."

------

- Aᴄᴇ Aᴛᴛᴏʀɴᴇʏ RP ; Sɪᴍᴏɴ Bʟᴀᴄᴋϙᴜɪʟʟ
- Sɪɴɢʟᴇꜱʜɪᴘ ; Aꜱᴋ ɪɴ DMꜱ ғᴏʀ Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ.
- https://t.co/Oy2xbz5d9K

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

Sake is a good source of hydration, right? Apparently I must add asking for a friend when we all know you are not.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@FULLANDBRIGHT If it keeps you happy, Foolbright, I will allow it. I cannot stop Athena doing it, so perhaps I should offer it out as a gesture of good will.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

Who the fuck sent me expired ramen because I will hunt you down. How dare you waste good food. Can that be punishable by death, because I believe it is worthy of it.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@defenseflames ...You are a thirty five year old man, Wright-dono.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@flawedkept Poppycock. That is a mask, what man has an emotionless expression.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

If I get fired for saying the Steel Samurai is overrated, Edgeworth-dono is a coward.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@flawedkept A mask hides your identity. A samurai embraces his identity for all to see. I thought you could see the basic flaws there, sir. Maybe you need new glasses.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@flawedkept It goes against the Samurai code of honour, sir. How dare you enjoy something that goes against honour and loyalty and completely mocks it for the sake of entertainment. And no, I am not a coward.
Also it’s for children, and you sir, are in your mid thirties.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

The Steel Samurai insults the Samurai culture. Most Samurai do not hide their identity and honour their name with their appearance, not remain anonymous. What poppycock is this show, and how does anyone enjoy it?

And no, I am not taking down the poster in my office, thank you.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

Why did Edgeworth-dono say “Yas Queen”?

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

If Foolbright sends me anymore justice memes, I will burn this mobile phone.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@defenseflames Why waste time requesting to be in fiction.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

Forget this Waluigi-dono. I should be in smash...

Athena dared this.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@defenseflames I do not know what Smash is, Wright-dono.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@flawedkept Can you not be so loud, I can hear you at the entrance.

//also a mood//

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@defenseflames @MrsMagicPanties You don’t need to see it, Wright-dono.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

So me sending Taka to fetch paperwork is illegal? She's helping me out, and you discriminate her for doing so? What bullshit society we live in.

[Simon Blackquill ⚔️ @SamuraiBound]

@defenseflames @MrsMagicPanties Now, do not jump to such brash conclusions. I simply would have given you a lecture in how to be a bloody good butcher with you as my example!