Samurai Gardens

USMNT analyst, Bonsai artist, Audiophile, Designer, Entrepreneur.

[𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒🇺🇲 @usairforce_x]

🚨 BREAKING :

🇷🇺 Putin: "We are giving Elon Musk 48 hours to explain why Starlink is interfering with our strategic operations. Do not test our patience."

🚀 Elon Musk: "Bro, I can literally disable your country's entire GPS system from my phone while sitting on the toilet."

Absolute cold-blooded reply.

[Leo @Leo__ffs]

ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD BOSNIA

[Samurai Gardens @SamuraiGardens]

@StanUsmnt @Dhaneye You forgot the altitude and heavy air.

[UrVegasUnc @CalcioMoneyball]

I’m happy the team is playing so well and advancing, but it’s simply not fair that new and casual didn’t have to go through the last 8 years of pain, trolling and assorted USMNT bullshit and got pure enjoyment from day 1

[Samurai Gardens @SamuraiGardens]

@SabriAmca1453 Why not 2:0? Hope you win and teach those greedy bastards a lesson!

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

[🟢] BREAKING: Former Liverpool right-back Trent Alexander-Arnold is set to switch his allegiance to the United States.

The right back is furious about his England treatment and is now set to represent the USA. 🇺🇸

(@SkySportPL)

[𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 @AmericanpowerUs]

🚨#BREAKING GUY'S 💥🚀
The red line has been crossed. Iran strikes the US Fifth Fleet headquarters in Bahrain with heavy missiles.

From this hour on, the talking is over. Diplomacy is dead. Watch what happens next. 🗺️💥

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

The more MLS in the lineup, the worse we do

[Samurai Gardens @SamuraiGardens]

@bwfast Imagine if pro/ rel was implemented

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

USA could have scenes like this in over 100 of its cities and communities under the future USA soccer promotion/relegation system.

Who else is ready for #ProRelforUSA?

[Julian Cardillo @JulianCardillo]

Just my opinion:

Morris, Musah, Tessman > Roldan, Arfsten, Berhalter

#USMNT

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

#ProRelforUSA

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

I’m taking current state Musah over Roldan or Berhalter every fucking time and I don’t care what anyone thinks

[UNITED24 Media @United24media]

🤯 BREAKING: Ukraine just wiped out a major Russian command center, killing 100 elite troops.

President Zelenskyy confirmed a precision SBU drone strike obliterated an FSB special forces headquarters in the Kherson region.

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

From near collapse to taking on the best clubs in Europe.

The AFC Bournemouth story is brought to you by promotion/relegation.

We need #ProRelforUSA in USA soccer.

[Samurai Gardens @SamuraiGardens]

@ahmetgemici2990 @AndrewGolazo Lamine, Go sniff a donkey ass

[11 Yanks @11Yanks]

I'm naturally skeptical of bringing very young players to the World Cup, especially if they only recently broke through in MLS, but I would so much rather have an Adri Mehmeti or Zavier Gozo there than a Cristian Roldan or a Max Arfsten.

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

Today in USA soccer history:

A *fifth* division promotion scrap on the other side of the world gets more airtime on ESPN's SportsCenter than MLS does.

MLS is currently in mid-season as well.

That says everything. It's time for promotion/relegation in USA soccer.

#ProRelforUSA

[Ben Fast ⚽️ 🇺🇸 @bwfast]

The promotion/relegation USA soccer decision is not up to MLS.

MLS has 2 options:

1. Abstain from #ProRelforUSA & operate off on their own without a division 1 sanction

2. Join #ProRelforUSA

NFL, NBA & MLB don't need division 1 sanctions so MLS should be just fine either way.