Samurai Says!!

The Official twitter of Joshua the Samurai, podcaster, writer, and all around badass. check out Samurai Says on Podbean and Stitcher!

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@CNN Real Headline: Publicist attempts to make 1000-year old senile racist appeal to young people by staging hot mike incident.

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@ABC Imagine this guy trying to decide where to eat lunch.

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@Marina_Sirtis Yeah you showed that guy. Most people hate to hear from their favorite celebrities. Stop encouraging people

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@POTUS No. oligarchy. Go back to civics class, sir.

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@CNN You done broke it

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@POTUS Then we'll have dinner food at the restaurant diner

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Replace "All I want for Christmas Is You" with "The Christmas Truce" by Sabaton - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jOFeeTXxe8 via @Change #christmas2022

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@RalphGarman I ordered this steakhouse rare not well-done

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@Unclekage @anthrocon I met you at Anthrocon and I think we shared one and a half word before you have to go off to stop a riot or something. Hard working guy right here

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@AdamKinzinger Thanks for letting everyone know what Trump is doing. Weird how people who hate him are the only ones bringing him up on Twitter. Way to keep his legacy alive, idiots.

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@FINALLEVEL Sure would be nice if the issue was that simple. Pretending is fun!

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@POTUS Primary Objective: Make Biden look good for the election. Secondary objective: deliver formula in the most expensive impractical way possible

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@BADG3RMANTV @thehill So it does from totally impossibly to completely impossible

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@RalphGarman He directed Captain Eo and dammit he deserves to be honored for it

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@ThatKevinSmith People said Vice McMahon shouldnt be productive the Oscars this year but boy did he make bit exciting lol

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@NotHoodlum I don't see any link so it's like you're telling me the supreme court exists

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@SethMacFarlane Yes the side that agrees with you are the noble and pure ones. That's wishful thinking

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@Sheyonni_Kat Your art makes lots of people happy. Because your art is cute and there ain't enough cute in the world.

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@J_Dolci5 In truth it might take one or two muggers or rapists being shot for criminals to get the message, but thats a price I'd pay. #sadbuttrue