Samurai Tortoise

Streamer, Comedian, Groovin

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

@fromsoftware_sp I called off work for this. I would really appreciate it if they tossed some extra time our way, but I get that the point of a network test is to test the network. Just seems a little off on From's part here

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

Friday Friday Friday

Let's get jiggy with it
#SupportSmallStreams #DarkSouls

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@Tolnin_ @sweetanita @Distortion_2 @cinnabrit 69k channel points 😏

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Yall are a bunch of ANIMALS 🔥

Tortoises to be exact 🐢 Thanks for all the support folks ❤
#TwitchRecap #SamuraiTortoise #SupportSmallStreamers

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How tf is @multiversus ranked worse than gsp?? I win one 2-0 and get 4 RP but lose 1-2 and lose 50? Why does it take 500 RP to rank up? Why is there Evo players getting matched with the common man? Fix yo shit guys jfc

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@Tony_Huynh Easy pick!

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I've made something to make it easier to register for the Tourney! $100 Grand prize, and prizes for 2nd and 3rd as well. Double elimination, 1v1, 2 stock 🔥

Here's the link:
https://t.co/i9JGRtTS1X

#Multiversus #MultiversusTournament #FreeEntry #ClutchesandCurses #Twitch

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@kaysem_ NA! I guess that might be important 😂 I've got a https://t.co/bUrZZqDCYa set up now! Here's the link

https://t.co/i9JGRtTS1X

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

$100 to anyone who can WIN THE TOURNAMENT 🔥 Free Entry - 1v1 - Twitch Televised - Aug 20th - 12PM CST

To Enter, Email: [email protected]

#MultiVersus #MultiVersusTournament #Evo2022 #FreeEntry #ClutchesandCurses

https://t.co/GL7QwlEOmn

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Hey @multiversus or @Tony_Huynh, can you get banned for cosmetic mods? I know thats where you guys make your money, so I don't want to step on any toes!

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

I'm trying my hand at #VR Phasmophobia today! This'll be my first spooky game in vr, so any tips to not poop myself would be appreciated 😂 #SupportSmallStreamers

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THEY BROUGHT THE SMASH BROS MODE BACK IN ROCKET LEAGUE

LESSSS GOOOOOOOOO

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Ayo this Valve Index is FAT

SNES for scale

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Zoo Time 😎

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SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY SO I'M DOING A STREAM WITH MY DAD!!!
#FatherAndSon #FathersDay #twitch #SupportSmallStreamers

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

@HelloFresh and I have a deal for you! Quality, easy to cook meals delivered to your door! Thanks for the support ❤

🐢⚔ Use code POGSE6642 for up to 16 FREE MEALS + 3 surprise gifts across 6 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at https://t.co/lByutSDirj ⚔🐢

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

Well guys, I know I said we were playing Ark today, but I definitely won't be doing that at 7pm CST

again, #definitelyNOTstreaming

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TIER LIST NIGHT! GEOGUESSER AFTER

https://t.co/GL7QwlEOmn 7pm CST
#SupportSmallStreams #TierMaker #twitchaffiliate #twitch

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

Are you stuck on a boss? Do you need help?

SUMMON ME! I'll help you achieve Victory!

Live @ 7pm CST

[Samurai Tortoise @SamuraiTort]

Y'all blasted the 20 sub mark in the #subathon, so voting on #Godzilla Night starts today! If you're not in my Discord you need to join to vote!

Here's a link: https://t.co/VJsslMd9AE

and Snimzee will be doing my Makeup on stream today! Live with more #ELDEN_RING soon