Beatrice Kiddo

I don't march to the beat of a different drum because I make my own drums....

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What I see when my 50 lbs dog Vinnie jumps on me while I’m still in bed without warning

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@StrawberriCurls For 15 years 🤗

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No makeup Monday ✌🏾#imoutside https://t.co/ui1xJFnkVN

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That would be a PERFECT way to end the series!

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Today was a good day! ☺️✌🏾 #happysundayyall https://t.co/sZNK2QFHGp

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Came home to these after work today! ☺️🥰 #pleasantlysurprised https://t.co/1s6CzQrx5V

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This makeup is coming off as soon as I post this pic! 😂 #happysunday #todaywasagoodday😎 https://t.co/f2jiUjnYQQ

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Breezy 🌬😎 #happysundayyall https://t.co/SiaP5VpPhk

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It’s another ✨ car selfie ✨ thread ☺️💁🏾‍♀️✌🏾 https://t.co/ravbWM8iL4

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Outside taking advantage of this good lighting 😎✌🏾💁🏾‍♀️#happysaturday #nofilter https://t.co/tuwcsacibI

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Sunday fun day 💁🏾‍♀️ #happysundaypeeps https://t.co/stY4M3Q5Wo

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Look at this cutie pie in his new hoodie! I can’t take this cuteness overload!!! 😍🥰😍 #vinniethegoldendoodle #toocute #doodlesofinstagram https://t.co/hXjJdUmsA7

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*Girl in Ulta next to me*: Which eyeshadow should I get, I need a makeup artist opinion?!

Me:

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Me trying to muster up the energy to get up and go to work

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@StrawberriCurls Just use Klarna, been shopping Amazon through there for about a year☺️

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@LlamaBean_ My fingers feel so nubby! 😂😭

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I just popped my acrylics off and now my hands look like this

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Wussup baby, take me out to dinner! 😏 #bingbong #happysunday https://t.co/jf1CEMHqwe

[Strawberricurls @StrawberriCurls]

Y’all really not giving romantic relationships an honest effort because a Zodiac sign told you it wasn’t going to work?

Your husband staring you in the face but you overlooking hun because he’s a Cappuccino and you’re a Leonidas 🥴