Samurai Sam

23 // professional baseball player // former shitty quarterback// FPS demon

[MLB @MLB]

if i had a nickel for every time there was a bounce pass in a game last night, i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

Ben Rice and Jac Caglianone’s dad

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Ben Rice

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jordan Walker when a magenta-colored ball is coming his way

[rat king fan Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr]

Just leave the camera right here for each hitter, I promise it would be better

[Samurai Sam @Samurai_Sammy_]

I’m going back to play in Japan yall!!!

[b 🍏🫐 @antibaseline]

The original poster. My alternative design.

[nat @mademoisellerat]

AI generated post from a parent that’s how you know it’s real

[PGray @PPhantomGray]

Y’all have no idea how much this changed my life

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

>becomes obsessed with immortality
>makes eternal life his sole goal
>gets an incurable disease

Bryan Johnson is a Greek mythology character.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

fuck you

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All the feels for Memo Ochoa

Thank you for the memories 🇲🇽

[PR @PRock421]

@SethMan31 I’ve had it taped to my wall for years

[Seth @SethMan31]

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been a big fan of Article 27 of FIFA’s disciplinary code.

#USMNT

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Neymar has announced his retirement from international football, per @FabrizioRomano 🚨

“I tried. I tried. It started here at MetLife stadium and I finished here. It is now over."

[Chess.com @chesscom]

can't even en passant without offsides anymore

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."