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[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@timjohnbyford Ma jok, uopste nisu nacisti...

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@_Anti_Fascist @drgoransimic Pa podji npr. od ovih .. Oni nisu posledica, vec uzrok. Problem je sto sa 24% mislite da imate pravo da kontrolisete sve, a pozivate se na demokratiju. Vidi, demokratija ne funkcionise tako kako mislite.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@_Anti_Fascist @drgoransimic Najlakse je optuziti nekoga drugog, a ne prvo pogledati sebe

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@JuanSanchez0x0 2 world wars started in Serbia? 🤣 History nonexistant? Well, for someone that says that 2 world wars started in Serbia, you can't really make any discussion about history.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

2 world wars started in Serbia? 🤣 History nonexistant? Well, for someone that says that 2 world wars started in Serbia, you can't really make any discussion about history.

[JuanSanchez @JuanSanchez0x0]

Serbia first impressions: won't be going back

I spent last week in Serbia following my "Egypt rule": short stays in new countries in case they totally suck. And, it sucked. Oh well.

The good: the women are beautiful. When was the last time you saw an attractive woman in the US work behind a counter? 2003? Beautiful women in the US might as well be wearing hijabs, because you never see them in public. In Serbia, 8/10's are everywhere. We need to bring back cigarettes & fat shaming.

The bad: everything else.

The food: they love cevapi (minced meat rolled into sausage shapes). It's flavorless beef with a few onions on pita. Smoking countries often have trash food because they can't taste anything, so this was expected.

The history: shockingly nonexistent, but how? 2 world wars started here. Communism's rise & fall. Dictator to democracy. Yugoslavia's break-up. And... nothing. There's no evidence any of this happened, no one recorded anything. Many countries, you don't even have to try to find history. In Tirana (Albania), military bunkers from the dictator are scattered throughout the city. They've been converted into museums, art galleries, and bars. You'll find them just by walking. We took a few tours in Serbia. Nothing.

Belgrade: absolute shithole. Everything smells like pee (because they pee in the streets). Bad internet. Loud. Dirty. Hot, AC didn't work well at either of our stays. Last night was the first good night's sleep I had in a week. I was like a zombie.

The people: these are the nicest retards you'll ever meet.

Our first AirBnb smelled like pee (a problem with all Belgrade garden apartments since they pee in the street). I don't know how the host didn't recognize this, but she refunded us 100%. We checked into a hotel.

I went to get a pizza to-go since the food sucks. It took forever, and then the owner discovered he didn't have any more pizza boxes. So, I went home with the wooden board from the restaurant. That I then had to return with a 20 minute walk later.

A tour guide took us to a restaurant that only took cash (which our guide knew we didn't have!). So, our guide had to pay for our meal, we said we'd pay him back. Problem: that cash was our gas money. Our guide didn't tell us until we ran out of gas. 🤡

Serbians are some of the warmest, most welcoming people you'll ever meet. Also some of the dumbest.

The culture lives to drink & smoke. I drink occasionally, and never smoke. Thus, the country doesn't have much to offer me.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@CommandantStor1 @FreeUkraine91 @officejjsmart Wow, do your parents know you are so significantly mentally challenged?

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@MarinStrade @FreeUkraine91 @officejjsmart Better then war is going for you, hohol.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@NAFOvoyager @diablovalleycap You mean like when you shelled your own people in Donbas in 2014.?

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@CoachNAFOPender @FreeUkraine91 @officejjsmart Well, ai expect that soon you will say how Konstantinivka didn't have any meaning, like many cities before...

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@primadonnatella By the looks of it we will soon be back on positions of March of 2022. How is Kiev doing?

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@odKulinabana Ahahah, ma da vi nista niste radili, samo postoje jasna svedocenja koja govore da jeste i koja se nalaze medju dokumentacijom u Hagu.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@odKulinabana @amrabilic 😂 Dakle godina izdanja recnika dokazuje ovo blebetanje koji si naveo kao "dokaz", koji je realno screen shot FB posta? 🤣 Pa u kojim lazima ti zivis... Samo mi jednu stvar objasni - prvi recnik engleskog jezika je iz 1828. Da li to po tebi znaci da je "bosanski" jezik stariji?😁

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@odKulinabana @amrabilic Ahahahah, u kakvim fantazijama vi zivite... 🤣🤣🤣 Jel imas ti neki bolji dokaz od slike fejsbuk posta, koji su inace poznati kao "izrazito istiniti"? 🤣🤣🤣

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@RRocic @Gotovistebando1 Cekaj, ako u Africi ucestvuju u svakom ratu, onda bi se reklo da su napravili logistiku? 😁

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@NaDrugiPogled__ @gjesic @BoskovicGordana Ne lupetaj. Nema to veze sa srbovanjem, vec sa vasim poganim rezonivanjem. Srpski seljak je svaki domacin u Srbiji koji zivi na selu i zivi od zemlje i stoke. A to sto se vi upirete da unesete podele tamo gde ih nema, e to je pokazatelj kakvi ste vi.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@gjesic @BoskovicGordana Bice da si ti idiot.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@gjesic Oni su ukljuceni u ovo "srpski seljak". Zbog cega unosis podelu medju ljude?

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@ana_leuta @slobodan_X_svoj Pa i Nemet, Tot, Rac i Ola su im jednako cesta prezimena, odnosno Nemac, Slovak, Srbin i Rumun.

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@AnthonyM24443 @slobodan_X_svoj Sa koliko tacno brodova se Hrvatska brani? 2? 🤣

[Djokara @SamurajDzo]

@odKulinabana @amrabilic Mi pravopis nismo ni od koga prepisali, a da o pravopisu govori uslovno pismena muslimansla bukva iz Bosne je stvarno velika ironija...