Samus Aran

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨HOLY CRAP!!!

Nearly FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE have publicly given alibis for a man accused of vandalizing Flock cameras in Georgia.

When police asked the public for help finding him, the public responded with:

"He was delivering food to the elderly that night."
"He was mowing my grandma's lawn at 11:15 PM."
"He was at my bbq. Couldn't have been him."

Police have since canceled the BOLO, saying the suspects have been identified, but there has been no word on whether the suspects were arrested or charged.

[Enky ✟ @enkyledu]

Another gem lost from being digital only.

[Samus Aran @SamusAr13587361]

@Rightanglenews Wow what a dumb ass

[Samus Aran @SamusAr13587361]

@ShallomTalja @MisterScarlett @remarks Sounds like something Sasuke would say lol

[Samus Aran @SamusAr13587361]

@SixersOctavian @MikeAlustrium That would ruin it, achievements for being a retard lol.

[Rep. Keith Self @RepKeithSelf]

Flock cameras tracking your every move.

CBDC—coming soon.

Warrantless spying via FISA.

Kill Switches in cars starting in 2027.

Our Founding Fathers would be disgusted by the surveillance state operating in America today.

[𝓡𝓸𝓰𝓮 @Cloak007]

looking at the comments of this thread, even Japan is getting sick of body type A and B lol

[Timeproof Games @timeproofgames]

Muscle March (Wii, Namco Bandai, 2009)

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

Hundreds of North Carolinians have STORMED a town council meeting to protest a proposed 5,000 square foot mosque in Mooresville NC that they were NOT told about.

Multiple women got up to say that Islam was, "an evil ideology" and "I personally say NO to Sharia Law."

[Abomination @Abomination81]

My boomer mom just fucked our entire family for money.

Grandma was getting old, and had a condo. She put it, in a trust for me and my mother with money and another condo (her brothers that had passed). Not a ton of money but maybe 650k total. (one condo had a 20k mortgage balance the other 80k)

Grandma wanted her other daughter taken care of (cant put her on the trust, she is a degenerate), and for everyone to split things.

I told my mom, I didn't need any of the cash/money, I do well. And as long as she rented the properties out she could keep them both. Then when she passed the properties would go back to the family.

She is retired and only gets ssi. With the properties it would have been about 4k a month net, combined with her ssi and her paid off home, she would be doing very well.

I have a property management company and told her we would manage them for free.

Grandma died (doctors fucked up, but another story). Fast forward, my mom calls AFTER everything is in her name and the old trust dissolved, that she is selling the properties.

Her excuse "I've never seen that much money and I want to just see it in my hand, you know? Plus I've worked hard my whole life, and I have maybe 10 years left. I deserve to live it up!"

I blew up. Telling her my grandparents didn't work their entire lives to create a generational income for her to blow it. She doesn't care, she said I have plenty of money and my kids will be fine. And as a kicker she completely fucked her sister out of the entire deal.

So yeah, that relationship is fucked.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: BMW owners are furious after the automaker pushed a full-screen Spider-Man ad onto dashboard displays in customer vehicles.

[Samus Aran @SamusAr13587361]

@mattvanswol @C_3C_3 Welcome to the Black Pilled Club

[Samus Aran @SamusAr13587361]

@elonmusk @JTLonsdale Badass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JTLonsdale If they come after me, I will come after them and finish the job

[hayden @haydensbakery]

early cardcaptor sakura had an unprecedented level of quality for TV anime standards. in the beginning they started out doing around 8,000 frames of animation per episode. director sunao katabuchi pushed this even further with up to 12,000 animation frames for episode 3

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

BREAKING: McKenna is a 35 week pregnant surrogate fighting to save Gabriel, the baby growing inside her.

At 20 weeks, Gabriel was diagnosed with a serious heart condition doctors say can be treated after birth.

The buyers wanted McKenna to abort.

She refused.

Now, they are suing her, and McKenna has filed for custody to protect Gabriel’s life.

Pray for McKenna, baby Gabriel, and an end to the commodification of women and children.

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

誕生日に､スタッフから馬のはにわをいただきました!
スゴいチョイスだけど､はにわスキーであることをツイートしていたからのようで｡
美術館､博物館巡りスキーでもある私は､先日たまたま千葉の博物館で実物を見ていました…

[Joshua @BurninMyDread]

@Genki_JPN "A Solo Dev is shamelessly ripping off Kingdom Hearts" fixed it