𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎

⊘#SmashRP #MetroidRP #NSFWRP #LewdRP
⊘ All shit-talking is in-character.
⊘ NSFW art and live on wall. Not mandatory for RP.
⊘ Very crack-focused.

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"...that man has tide pod hair."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

'Samus, where have you been?' wherever the fuck I wanna be

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"Fuckin piece of shit dragon. Get wrecked."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

|| god i cannot fuckin WAIT to be able to use this suit in more context

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@FAMEDWlTCH || smh

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@VxrianHuntress || been desperately holding down the urge to start including the Dread stuff with my interactions but it's so HAAAARD

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@VerdantGleam damn jesus must be pent up if only typing can do that

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

|| fucking screaming in my head because I really want to faceclaim that badass new suit but I caaaan't

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"...gotta head out for that next mission, real soon."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@VerdantGleam "Peppermint."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

airdashes

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"These 'holidays' are getting out of hand."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"You're right, it could have been an interdimensional pink puffball who can store galaxies in their stomach, or the red plumber but yellow and known for farting."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"You showed up the same day as Kirby's weird edgelord masked friend, a jacked demon lord, and some soldier man named after a dick joke. It's always been weird."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@HXRREFULGENCE A CANNON. that GOES. on your ARM.

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@HXRREFULGENCE An ARM CANNON.

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

@HXRREFULGENCE Get an arm cannon instead. Swords are for losers.

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"Gonna smash him too."

[𝙎𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘼𝘳𝘢𝘯 @SamusMAran]

"Give it time. I'll smash EMMI too."