Samus Saranwrap

Lost all my upgrades from the last game in a bar fight with a Zebesian prostitute

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

X has increased the limit of photos and videos per post from 4 to 20

[Neet @neet_sol]

“Work well into their 70s and 8—”

[April @ReignOfApril]

When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:

[Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

People of Florida. Y’all better hold your damn head high. We broke state legislature super majorities because we drove turnout while everyone wrote us off.

We have work to do sure, but let’s celebrate the fact we won 17 seats down ballot.

I’m an organizer. And I look forward to getting back to what I love and know best. Organizing THE HELL out of my state.

Let’s get to work!

[DSA NYC Screamo Caucus @TheJoeGomez]

Once all struggles are grasped, miracles are possible.

[Shad Blest! @JagsFanBrian]

Only in Florida will voters drive through flooded streets because the governor vetoed flood remediation projects to build a now defunct concentration camp in the Everglades and vote the same party in power.

[420BVNNY 🌙🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @420Bvnny]

watching right wing accounts tonight like

[jack jack @Jackles95]

The phrase "one nation under God" was officially added to the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance on June 14, 1954. Get rid of it.

Separation of church and state.

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

An absolute classic 🤣🤣

[TidyWire🍿#SaveMassEffect @TidyWire]

Look what you did you idiots, you even got IGN saying something correct.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

America's worst nightmare: Fourida.

[Z∀⅄⅄∀N @ZayynHassan]

News: The French are rioting over high cost of living and under-resourced high schools.

The rioters: Yes, that's what we are rioting over.

The French government: Yupp, they're rioting over that.

Everyone: Yepp, that's whats happening.

The far right: Da Blacks! Da Muzlims!

[Lucasfilm Games @LucasfilmGames]

Scrib doon.

Star Wars: Galactic Racer out now on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

This political cartoon is 22 years old