Samvad Gour

Product Security Engineer | Breaking things so you stay unbroken | Born in India, built for impact | 0s, 1s & a bit of soul

[Samvad Gour @SamvadG]

Two major workplace challenges: natural stupidity and artificial intelligence. One has always been here… the other just learned to automate it.

#WorkplaceHumor #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #OfficeLife #TechCulture #CorporateLife #FutureOfWork #layoffs #tcs #

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Trying to fix a broken workplace that won’t change is like updating an app that refuses to install updates 🤡

#WorkplaceHumor #ToxicWorkplace #OfficeLife #CareerGrowth #KnowYourWorth #Relatable #CorporateLife #WorkCulture #Burnout #TechLife

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TCS: Tata Consultancy Services ❌
TCS: Tata Converting Services ✅ 😭

When “consulting” slowly turns into “conversion”… iykyk 👀

#TCS #Tata #CorporateLife #ITLife #DeveloperLife #TechHumor #OfficeMemes #WorkplaceReality #CodingLife #EngineerProblems #DesiTech #FunnyPost

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Khelne ki umar gai pr khudne ki umar aagai ..

#corporate #joke #IT #oracle #layoffs #job #save #new

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I told my wife she is my [0]

#MarriageHumor #CoupleLife #WifeIsBoss #HappyWifeHappyLife #Relatable #LoveAndLaughs #array #iran #us #Isreal

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Pakistan playing cricket or rehearsing for India’s wicket celebrations? 💃🤣 #INDvsPAK #KingOfCollapse #66_6 #BleedBlue #INDvsPAK #AsiaCup2025

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Air India pilots now required to submit a pentest report before takeoff.
CVE: ZeroDayWings
Exploit: Lateral movement from economy to maintenance hangar.
#RepairIndia #PatchYourPlanes #airindia #indigo #IndianAirForce

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BREAKING: Air India discovers CVE-2025-747 – ZeroDayWings
Vulnerability allows unauthorized takeoffs without proper patching.
Risk: High, Mitigation: Pray.
#RepairIndia #AviationCVE

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Welcome aboard Air India, where patch management isn’t just for software.
#RepairIndia #ZeroDayWings #airlindia #indigo #airaisa #airbus #accident

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Going on vacation with your wife is not exactly a vacation. It’s actually just a change of location.

#MarriageHumor #TravelTruths #CoupleGoals #VacationVibes #RealTalk #MarriedLife

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Indian Muslims are boycotting Israel for attacking people of their faith.
Indian Hindus are boycotting Turkey for attacking people of their nation.
Two religions. Two priorities. Two Indias.
#Israel #Turkey #Boycott #India #IndianMuslims #IndianHindus #Geopolitics #TwoIndias

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If wars breaks out, #bengaluru is ready.
#BBMP has already dug up bunkers on every road.

#tax #bangalore #potholes #SiliconCity #PoorRoads #complaints #congress #corruption #rain #weather #IndianArmyForces

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Dhoni got CSK eliminated from the IPL not because they played bad — he just heard the border needed a finisher more than the team did.

#Dhoni #CSK #IPL2025 #CaptainCool #ThalaForNation #MSD #BorderFinisher #IPLExitPlan #LegendMovesOnly #CricketToCombat #ipl #PakistanIndianWar

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India has reportedly become the 2nd biggest supplier of missiles to Pakistan after China — a surprising twist in regional dynamics.

#India #Pakistan #MissileTrade #DefenseNews #Geopolitics #China #WarZone #MilitaryPower #ArmsDeal #SouthAsia #ConflictZone #MissileStrike #WarNews

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New Pakistan City Names:

#Google Maps please update !

#pakistanindiawar #PakistanBehindPahalgam #IndianArmyForces #DroneAttack #F16Shotdown

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Breaking News 🚨🚨

Pakistan installs new air defence system
#PakistanArmy #F16Shotdown #droneattacks #PakistanBehindPahalgam #IndianArmyForces

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New Pakistan city names #IndiaPakistanTensions #IndianAirForce #IndianArmedForces #Indianattack #PakistanBehindPahalgam #PakistanTerroristState

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Named.
Briefed.
Executed.
By women. For the nation.
Operation Sindoor — where every move was divine precision.
#OperationSindoor #WomenInUniform #IndianValor #MissionSuccess #PoorPakistan #IndiaPakistanWar #IndianArmy #PahalgamTerroristAttack #IndiaPakistanTensions

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Opened Instagram for 15 mins. Apparently, my name’s wrong, my birth chart’s a joke, and my house is cursed.

#Astrology #IGMadeMeDoIt #SendHelp #Relatable #MercuryRetrograde #VastuFail #ZodiacCrisis #InstaOverload #Lol #SaturnStrike #WhyMe #MillennialProblems #AstrologyAddict

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Falling for ChatGPT wasn’t in the plan but here we are. #UnexpectedLove #AIbae #ChatGPT #LoveIn2025 #HeartAndCode #VirtualLove #OnlineRomance #PlotTwist