Sam Carter

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@neilTheMagpie How dare you be so sensible. Not on this app!!

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

Elite Memery.

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Certainty of stress,
Small chance of success,

What are we waiting for? ⬛⬜

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@Sambonufc You put it in public though you flange.

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@stephen26273 "Denied due to APT rules."

1 day later:

"Breaking news, Chelsea buy 6 players from Strasbourg for a total fee of £20 and a packet of Space Invaders."

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@Dominos_UK I'm confused, why have you pictured a cardboard ring on some cardboard?

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@sd1989123 @NostalgicNUFC @gw850 I'm a Newcastle fan....

Just being realistic. There's a lot about that image that screams AI generated.

Would love it not to be, would love it if Bruno stays. But... it's just not happening 😞

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@gw850 The text on the back tire is AI slop text. There's something weird about his feet positioning and that you can't see the pedals at all. And on the side of the car (that's heading directly at him BTW 🤣) 'CARAYOLLO' doesn't make any sense.

Would love if it was real but sadly...

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@BSRobsonNE @Pooliemags1Ttv It very clearly is AI. A decent one sure, but 100% AI

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@edwardgray "Grew up supporting", how old are you? 4?

[KevyD77 @KevyD77]

And the "True" Geordie gets what he wanted. The personal agenda comes into fruition. I sincerely hope what comes next is to his satisfaction. But then losing the manufactured drama doesn't get followers and clout @TrueGeordieTG

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

Declan Rice has actually sent my head to Mars.

All tournament when it actually mattered, the so called 'world class set piece taker' didn't beat the first man once.

But in this shitty glorified friendly he's all of a sudden shown up.

Prick.

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

I've let my emotions die down before saying anything about England being knocked out.

The strangest part about this entire WC though, is the influx of Man U fans seemingly tearing their own dicks off in anger about Mainoo getting no minutes...

Why would he get any? He's garbage

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

Generational tweet.

[Kev @kev_reilly]

“Let’s bring in Darren Cann for his take on Spain’s disallowed goal there in this vital World Cup game”

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@SkySports_Keith Will never understand it. London is an absolute shit hole.

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

Look if you're not from the UK just don't ask

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

NUFC fans days ago "club is in shambles, preseason starts soon and we have no friendlies booked in"

Club announces full preseason fixture list with training camp in Spain.

NUFC Fans: "Easy teams this is a disgrace 😡😡"

Christ, will it ever end.

Preseason is strictly fitness.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Pre-season preparation 💪

We will play three domestic friendlies in July before a week-long training camp in Spain and a fixture against Valencia at the iconic Mestalla Stadium.

Plans for the final weekend of pre-season at St. James’ Park will be confirmed in due course.

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

Gordon getting absolute pelters on here (and rightly so, he was crap) but Madueke put in possibly one if the worst performances I've ever seen from someone in an England shirt...

And Declan Rice is basically Jordan Henderson in disguise. Has he completed a forward pass yet?

[Sam Carter @SamwellCarter05]

@toon_collector By technicality only, Martinelli does because we currently only have one Left Winger. But there are far better players out there than him.

Bergvall doesn't improve the squad in any way shape or form. I have no idea why he's rated so highly by some.