SammySamwich

fuck Toni 😤💗🥰🦧😵‍💫🤪. pickles are also slightly tolerable 💗

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

@adduchio Feels pretty good to be a little boy😎

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

@adduchio @rexorangecounty AHHHHH I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

@adduchio Hmmmmm🧐I’m gonna need a pickle guru to show me the right ones. I’m kinda on the fence with them

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

@p3anutbrain Yea sounds like my duties😎

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

@mamacittaaa_ Bro I deadass don’t remember taking this😰

[Cold Ones @ColdOnes]

Shaggy Commits Tax Fraud

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

Not all snitches are Karen’s, but all Karen’s are snitches🤌

[Tartaruga Leo @leonardo_artz]

Danny

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

If I ever die in a car crash I 100% want my final song to be Party in the USA🙏

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

The rap scene from scooby doo 2 got me into Kendrick Lamar 100%

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

bisexuals are always like “i’m gay for every girl and hetero for one man only!!!” and then proceed to date any man that looks like the rat from flushed away

[SammySamwich @SamwichSammy]

"if you don't vomit, it's not good head" - my girlfriend

[chad @badboychadhoy]

men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

Death Grips