Sam Ward

McLaren Fanboy 🏎🟠 Jimmy Anderson enthusiast 🏏 @shanrlgovier full time carer

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

I love Ebz, but that penalty technique is so stupid.

You have to be an 11/10 pen taker to think that’s a good idea

[Bromley FC @bromleyfc]

WE ARE CHAMPIONS!

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Says former Home Sec for the Conservative Party, Suella Braverman.

Jesus fucking wept

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

I will never ever trust the Conservative Party again.

I will never forget how they failed the British people on immigration.

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

A sitting member of parliament.

This women brings nothing to politics. Empty statements, useless slogans and the odd tweet.

Who is voting for her ?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

All for their “Daddy” Donald. Embarrassing.

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Genuinely, what is the point of watching football anymore if that is being disallowed.

I cannot believe I have just seen a goal disallowed because his face was offside.

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

We have a bench of professional football players 😭😭

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Jørgen Strand Larsen starts ✅

Your Palace XI 🦅

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

I hope Eni Aluko never realises how brain dead she is. She’s a guaranteed laugh whenever she opens her mouth 😂

Put her on every match as far as I’m concerned. Give her what she wants and we will all reap the rewards.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

UGHHH ENI ALUKO IS UNBEARBALE

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Best Norwegian striker in the league.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Jørgen Strand Larsen from Wolverhampton Wanderers in a club-record deal ❤️💙

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Bottled the medical when he learnt it was a 1 one 1 with a doctor

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Jean Philippe Mateta will NOT join AC Milan following double session of medical tests today.

Crystal Palace have been informed. ❌🇫🇷

The player wanted the move but it won’t happen.

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Have your opinions on Parish etc but that bench on the 1st of February after what everyone knew would be how most congested season yet is embarrassing. There is zero defence for it

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

The Palace ❤️💙

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Holding out for Juve and going to Forest is very funny.

We love a personality at Palace, but ultimately he had a purple patch and has regressed again. 35m is a good deal

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Nottingham Forest offer Crystal Palace £35m for Jean-Philippe Mateta. Personal terms between 28yo striker & #NFFC no issue but #CPFC will only consider sale if get ~£40m package + replacement - Strand Larsen among options being considered @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/taf3aUGCMM

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

You can’t tell me that we haven’t got 2021 Mateta again.

Finishing is fucking appalling

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Probably the best bloke on planet earth ain’t he

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

A South London boy turned Crystal Palace legend 🙌

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

I’ve had better 10 minutes in truth

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

This lot are fucking daft mate

#TheTraitors

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Legs have absolutely gone from this team at the moment.

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Late contender for tweet of the year 😂😂😂😂

[meechan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewismeechan67]

Bah gawd Luke littler has turned heel

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

We’d be winning the league by 15 points if we had a front three who could finish

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Reckon our finishing is up there with some of the worst in the top 5 leagues. Must miss 3 sitters a game

[Sam Ward @Samwise1795]

Back to bed then

#Ashes2025