Gooch

your local cunt server

[Tive Razão 🇳🇬 🎨 @lifeofpkay_]

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time he'll give it to you

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

what the hell, sure

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

When the total is already $182.85 and they ain't even scanned the meat yet

[don @katelosten]

thinking about the part in the oj series where oj’s threatening to shoot himself and david schwimmer as robert kardashian goes “juice, please, not in kimmy’s bedroom. do not kiII yourself in the bedroom where my little daughter, kim kardashian sleeps, juice”

[stoobs @thejstoobs]

This is so unnecessarily specific and funny. Please do more hot superlatives. I wanna see people’s sexiest second time divorcee next.

[IG: hoodniggademiks @hoodniggaguillo]

My grandpa after I swap his oxygen tank with galaxy gas

[seika @skrbema]

being in your 20s is just flip-flopping between "life is good" and "i'm so doomed i need to kill myself" every 3 hours i think

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

you ain't never lived till you hit a parked car and fled the scene

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Drinking a normal coke instead of diet coke https://t.co/RfTcwEta7Z

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[honest @imthehonestboy]

this album is a definitely a “you had to be there moment”. the world went GAGA. She was so different from the current pop scene, It felt like a rare new arrival that you see maybe once or twice in a decade and the media was hooked. It’s her best album too.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me after putting ice in my bong for the first time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“no rush but i'm ready to dip whenever u are”

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im on that good kush and alcohol