Samwise Gamgee

I put the Wise in Samwise. Full time Hobbit, part time Pimp, Drug dealer, Dictator, Hero, Porn star and also Celebrity Chef. I have a tag-a-long called Frodo

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About to watch my mate's home video: The Two Towers. Footage of my early life with that tosspot Frodo baggins

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RT @dmilton96: "how filthy is Rosie Cotton?" Very filthy, made me lick nutella off her bean the other day. Prefer it on toast tbh

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if any of you fuckers out there want some advice off the minge maestro (me) just tweet me along with #askgamgee

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I'M BACK GUYS!!! I've been benching 300kg at the new gym in the shire called "Hench Hobbits" arms like tree trunks now

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Hate making my own food #Rosiewhereareyou

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@FrodoBagginss @pansybaggins get a room

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Super Mario to get his hatrick #Euro2012

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So many posers on twitter, in real life I bet they are boring as f*ck #YAWN

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Frodo making me a sandwich like he's my little b*tch

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@PansyBaggins hmm how can I put this.......A VAGINA

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The Minge #ReplaceFilmTitleWithTheWordMinge

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The Return of the Minge #ReplaceFilmTitleWithTheWordMinge

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Leaving Beckham out of the GB Olympic squad is like kicking Gandalf out of the Fellowship

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Mardy Fish = the best name ever

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:(

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COME ON PORTUGAL!!!!!!

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Penalties!! #Euro2012

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Really want portugal to win! #euro2012

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#WhatMostWomenWant The One Ring

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This referee is terrible #euro2012