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I am settling in for a showing of ‘The Moment’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented Charli xcx.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see The Moment!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see The Moment!! She is the most beautiful pop star EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by George Daniel and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Charli, don’t let them become like Taylor Swift. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

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@KutterIsKing It’s 135.0/9 idiot

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@CodifyBaseball @SmartLess Sean just wants to go home!

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@CodifyBaseball Game 1 of the 2024 World Series

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@BryanHoch What was that stutter step rounding 2nd? Disrespectful!

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What. A. Grab.

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@TalkinYanks So glad we had a significant lead. This guy is a monster

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@jerrythornton Ice cold take here Jerry

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If Aaron Judge hits a HR tonight someone who retweets and is following @YankeesPod is winning a shirt. Comment your size. Let’s go Yankees.

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@JomboyMedia If the Yankees win the World Series this sound bite is going to be a fantastic way to open the highlight reel! 😅

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@AshleyRodon I came to x because I knew this post was coming when I saw that pitch!

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@forrestjordan11 I think he saw this tweet before tonight’s game and decided to get it going!

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@JimmyRandazzo I think you’re wrong about the Williams situation. Boone didn’t have a lot of secure options, Williams has been great in his last appearances, and he had a 3 run lead so it wasn’t crazy high leverage. If the team is going to go far Williams needs to feel confident in tight spots

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If Aaron Judge hits a HR tonight someone who retweets and is following @YankeesPod is winning a shirt. Comment your size. Let’s go Yankees.

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@TalkinYanks @YESNetwork I just watched the highlights and Volpe made two great game defining plays earlier in the game! He’ll figure it out.

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@SNY_Mets @_BackyardSports Trying to recreate the Grimace magic. 😅