Samwitches is

Streamer/Youtuber/Artist
I say things on here sometimes
Matching w/ tha missus @KatTheChaosRdr
18
pfp by @SunnyPoppy4

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

if you round down, i have a 17 foot penis

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@platedkit WAIT YOU DID THAT???

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

HOLY SHIT.

[Hey Gosling! A RGCU Dating Sim @RGCUDatingSim]

The red string of fate has brought you both here.

In first place comes Ryland Grace with 2,451 votes! Will you become his new home?

"Hey Gosling!" Demo coming out in Early 2027 💖

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@lythruum OMGG thats so sweet oomfie :]]
highkey need to get back to drawing

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

so why am i being shamed for buying food with my own money

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

“who” should be spelt “whoo”

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@lythruum alright whos who

[feef✨ @feefal_]

Eukaryotic cells - Animal, Plant, Fungal and Protist

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

i love lunch while working retail

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

thank you jupiter

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@lythruum me and my wife have our initials in a heart on a tree!! noooo!!

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@lythruum WHAT THIS IS SO TUFF LEMME STEAL IT FROM YOU
I LOVE EVERY PART OF IT FRR

[chlo ✩ @HAILMRYS]

lesbian: i’m lesbian
autistic: i’m autistic

lesbian and autistic: I really love project hail mary

[PaleoNerd 🦖🇲🇽 @PaleoNerdFGC]

math notation tier list #TheLarpNeverEnds

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A LEGO set for ‘INTERSTELLAR’ is in the works.

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

people got me out here wishing their photo is ai with how bad their tattoos are

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

unreasonably valid response highkey

[james @kloogans]

whenever i hear a british person pronounce "aluminum" i get so annoyed i chew a button off of my tv remote

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

why are some of my friends like 100x cooler than me it makes me so scared

[Samwitches is @Samwitches_]

@platedkit @lythruum because it was funnier than saying accie's mom
i already know her and she thinks im special needs