Samwitch

twitch streamer/youtuber/gamer/ick giver || business: [email protected]

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Sorry I had to cancel, I accidentally plucked a load-bearing eyebrow hair and can’t show my face in public for a bit

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@NewBlood I’m still sending you guys my therapy bill

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

🗳️WILL NEFF🗳️

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@mayohiga1 Okay they have roasted seaweed snacks that I love, it’s like eating air but it’s so yummy also good luck there’s always sexual tension with the cashiers, I won’t be explaining

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

How come when I say “no thank you” when they ask for my email at retail stores they act like I just shot them in the face

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Chatting

[Vextra @VextraG6]

As a streamer, what's the number one thing you will not tolerate in your chat that will result in an instant ban?

[HasPause @HasPause]

what kind of airbnbs are these

[wendy ♡ @4ltedits]

this is the plate i ordered

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@idiotpeach That was me, they’re innocent

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Thanks @HellraiserGame for sending me out for a hell of a night!

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

New vlog!!! Link in description (not sure how long YouTube is going to let me keep this one up…)

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

https://t.co/mawkbFMaTq

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@NewBlood @TenebrisSomnia @SaibotStudios @Airdorf @andres_borghi If you have a code I’m v excited to play 🤓

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

I could make a bazillion dollars and have the nicest bathroom imaginable and I’d still do my makeup sitting on the ground tbh

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

back when we didn’t have vanity sets, we had this

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@cringechin Miss you

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Sometimes I like to check my tweet drafts to see if I should reheat any of them at 360 degrees. Lmk

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@lilnblubby mother and mommy

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

Let’s go lesbians

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International Lesbian Day.

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@vaqrgaming Get behind me 😡

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

@idiotpeach Just got a Citizen alert about this, are they okay