Sam Woelke

just here for funny accounts. 🤘

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

At FINISH,Finish Tot. Time 4:19:16,Pace 09:53,Arrival Time: 11:54:14 AM,BIB 3375,@RaceJoy @KDFMarathon

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says if he doesn’t win the election, Pennsylvania will cease to exist because ‘they’ will change the name

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@trinitymotors @BunkiePerkins El Tiempo is the truth.
Consider ordering a cannonball

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

Decided not to get on here much anymore, with the app going to shit due to Elon…and fortuitously Bluesky just today made it so you can join without an invite!

Less bots, less blue checks - more enjoyment

https://t.co/JWQ9oPqrg2

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@BriggyTweets @718Tv Also looks like a pretty funny episode ngl

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

That’s it I’m committing to the Ravens today

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Most people who experience the Spurs bats for the first time ask: “everyone just sits around and watches a mascot dressed in a batman costume chase it?”

The answer is yes. You’d want an experienced professional handling this, wouldn’t you?

“Year 21” isnt just for LeBron.

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@jdpickell I do think players doing it should be taunting (what else is it??) but being upset about fans doing it is ridiculous

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

As a former Texas border prosecutor who specialized in sexual assault of children I prosecuted no undocumented citizens for child or adult rape. I did prosecute five American youth ministers.

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@paulsl_3 @IwriteOK 6 locations surrounding the metroplex but not Hillsboro

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@RyanLostinTX Scoops is a pro call

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@firagawalkwthme @Douggernaut_2 I don’t think I caught that line in theaters 😂

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@RyanLostinTX And like a 6 hr time commitment with round trip and light tailgating … your team owes you at least being competitive to get you to spend that

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@LeBearGirdle It’s beautiful. An inspired choice

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@RyanLostinTX Soon. Hope team improves next couple years

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@DrakeGatsby Damn, couch not bed but I think I just did this lol

[Sam Woelke @SamwoelkeSam]

@K_Skibs13 @DragonflyJonez https://t.co/8Y7NZpRIxo

[yokez🧃 @yokez__]

@Pieboy989 @DomaLatrice He’s 3. I saw the original TikTok and was shocked 😭😭