Fun Phil

go blue smile everyday (he/him)

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

Me in 3rd grade: h-
My teacher:

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

@kamathematic not the wind!

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

we’re all staring at his butt, right?

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

Flash freeze of Nico Hoerner parallel to the ground on his diving stop. Spectacular. Not even super man can get that parallel.

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

streets are saying I’m chopped unc maxxing

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

How can you not be romantic about (Cubs) baseball? 💙

[Morale Supply Co.™ @moralesupplyco]

W
15 wins in their last 18
11 in a row at Wrigley

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

no… we are 23

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Millennials (1981-1996) are now between 30 and 45 years old.

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

do you think Bruce Springsteen will play Slayyyter’s “CRANK” tonight?

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I've loved and I've lost!!!

[Idrees Ali @idreesali114]

Abdelrahman Mohammed, 24, a Syrian living in Beirut, reacts after he lost five members of his family after an Israeli strike on Wednesday, at Rafik Hariri University Hospital, in Beirut, Lebanon, April 9, 2026. REUTERS/Emilie Madi

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

Robby and Dana not getting along is in the top 10 of worst things to ever happen to me

[Barstool UofM (National Champs) @BarstoolUofM]

This might be the best clip from yesterday.

Cadeau step back three, Arizona timeout, camera cuts to the student section losing their minds, then you look at the scoreboard and we’re up 27 points.

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

my timeline being swifties vs. zluts

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

well this certainly isn’t my issue so what is

[ryan beatty on a bulk @tradewifey]

If you’re not progressing in the gym it’s because the music you’re listening to isn’t gay enough 🤷‍♀️

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

I still make this sometimes

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

been a while since I’ve made this! michael’s first!!!

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

when an ex reaches out

[Novig @Novig]

The SEC just finished 0-6 vs the Big Ten in the Tournament + CFB Playoffs combined.

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

LETS GO BLUE BABY!!!!!

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Annoyed at how profound I found this