sarahjuana

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[Waldorf @Calvinwaldorf]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made. https://t.co/C6u0TIpZrm

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

The cruelest ADHD realization is that planning the hobby gives me 100% of the dopamine, while doing the hobby gives me 0%.

I didn't actually want to knit a scarf.
I wanted to buy $80 of yarn, watch a tutorial, and fantasize about being a "knitter" for an afternoon.

The fantasy was the finished product

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Being in your 30s is wild because every woman you know is becoming the most beautiful version of themselves meanwhile every guy you know is losing cognitive function at a rapid rate

[dj bean @killbyundrscore]

i really don’t think there is a better landlord than mine omg???? sent me like $400 of my rent back lol

[Lethal Homo @LordeCali]

Just finished All Her Fault

[boop @boopsverse]

his name is sherman 😭😭

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

The white boys not doing it like this no more

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Father of Golden Retriever interrogates and finally gets him to admit to his wrongdoing

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE WAY HER FRIEND BOL HAS ME IN ACTUAL TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[jan🦇 @janepire]

Hurts to see someone else living your dream

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

this video being even funnier once you realize the call is from Brandi Glanville

[sarahjuana @SanFranSarah]

@AshleyShyMiller Lets fkn ride

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Ben & Jerry’s is the only major company I know of that has repeatedly lobbied for Black American Reparations. Two older men with access who have no incentive other than justice, are now being punished and silenced for their unwavering support of Palestine. I’m not heartbroken, im galvanized. We continue to fight the good fight ✊🏾

[Sam Castillo @samlcastillooo]

The unfollow spree I’m having right now on insta with all the undercover republicans coming out 🤣

[sarahjuana @SanFranSarah]

holy shit San Diego babe scene

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[erika @yeeeerika]

this came in my Le Creuset mystery box

[sarahjuana @SanFranSarah]

Can someone (with no judgement) plz explain to me why it’s Los Angeles instead of Las Angeles

[sarahjuana @SanFranSarah]

now that’s a real friend.

[sarahjuana @SanFranSarah]

Is it a green or red flag that this new girl I’m talking to has “P!NK” and “Eminem” as her top 2 artists?