Carl petersen

Really?

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@RoyalAirForce Bloody Marvelous!

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@eonenergyuk a cheque? That’s all very nice and 20th century but a cheque!?! Neither of the internet banks (you’ve heard of the internet?) make paying in cheques easy!

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes 👍😂😜

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

⁦@whitejohnbarnes⁩ eep!

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes I really don’t want them to win, but…

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes here, have the league fuck it 😂😂

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@white johnbarnes uuurgh, how did THEY get there. #youknowwhoimtalkingabout

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@AmazonHelp hi I recently had cause to return an item (which didn’t work) and was on chat for over 2 hrs i was transferred to 5 (or even6) people. Each increasingly unhelpful (until the last one) I’ve used Amazon for a long time and was really really disappointed by this.

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

Time to go methinks….

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

Scaffolding? Safety Harness? Why would I need those? I can reach it no problem, I’ll just hang on with one hand.😮 #SafetyFirst

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@joeldommett https://t.co/vMcETVjTjS. Because I know you are interested 😂😂

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@joeldommett was at the show “at the tip of the dick” last night. Absolutely Brilliant. Laughed like a drain. And you are right, it IS a long way, and everybody DOES work in subs. #safe

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@BarclaysUKHelp I suspect it is a mortgage redemption statement. I could do with it on email.

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@BarclaysUKHelp hi I need an up to date mortgage statement (for my financial advisor) but I am not in the uk. What is the best way to order one? (Phoning is not an option)

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes oh, that is such a shame. Tee hee

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes knobheads, nuff said.

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes 😂😂😂💩

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes 😀 I’m saying nothing.

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

#@CanonProPrintUK so I ran out of ink yesterday for my 1 month old printer. So it seems you think it’s a better idea for me to bin it because your ink is dearer than a printer (which comes with ink) That is all kinds of wrong!

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes It’s because I couldn’t say it in person 😂😂😂

[Carl petersen @SandRat40]

@whitejohnbarnes ok congratulations you can open your envelope now🤪