Nymeria Sand

It's not the snake bite that kills, but the venom. #Assasin #GOT #ModAU 21+

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

⚡️ “I am not your princess,
Stay out of my business” by @SandViperNym https://t.co/YWm4jEmuTp

[Chibs Telford @MayhemSmile]

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[𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 @SteelofWoman]

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[Rachel Saunders @GotEnglishStuff]

Ｉ ｃａｎ ｆｅｅｌ ｉｔ ｒｉｓｉｎｇ

Read: https://t.co/8He2bNiA7R

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

I mean you both have a dick so sometimes can have the same thought processes.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

@rebellionbound Sometimes you can end up being the director behind the camera.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

@rebellionbound Everyone has their moments. Sometimes you're the cuck and sometimes you're the dude fucking the wife.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

You sure? Gotta know which horse to place my money on.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

Which one of you is the cuck in this situation? Do I need to take sides and pop corn?

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

@OftheLannisters //Nope. I've only seen it once. It's very cute.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

@OftheLannisters //You're making me be tool and like my own tweet just to see it. 😆

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

But I'm in a new hell every time you double-cross my mind. You said if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine. And that made me want to die.

[MOVED!!!! @PRETTYPlAPAYS]

AND I WAS NEVER GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BUT THE PUNCHLINE GOES I'LL GET OLDER BUT YOUR LOVERS STAY MY AGE

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

#HappyThanksgiving

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Holidays are better with some wine in the belly. #HappyThanksgiving

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

Just need to find someone that's only half as crazy as me.

[𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐸 @WillfulHeir]

And I yours. Do you need a wingman? I'm a wonderful wingman.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

We got your back, girl.

[𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐸 @WillfulHeir]

Between all the Sand Snakes, I'm sure we can all run an efficient background test on any potential suitors.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

Need a definite screening system for dates.

Can't date a highborn without a personally with zero skills in the bedroom.

[𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐸 @WillfulHeir]

They'd have to be excellent comedians (or wildly highborn, in my case) to make up for it.

[Nymeria Sand @SandViperNym]

[Wrinkles nose at the thought] Not ugly just maybe a 6 instead of a 9.

[𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁𝑁𝐸 @WillfulHeir]

And start dating ugly people instead? We've done nothing wrong to deserve that punishment.