Sander Bryan

mostly sarcasm and not so hot sports opinions

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@parti_king Worst part is when he offers a prayer. This man doesn’t represent Christ and don’t buy it for a second.

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First Ozempic, now high protein Blue Bell?

Getting skinny is officially no longer impressive.

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First adidas vs. adidas matchup since Tennessee and Nebraska in 1997.

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For other brand nerds like myself who may be wondering, tonight’s CFP winner will be the first non-Nike school to win the national championship since Auburn (UA) in 2010. It’ll be the first adidas school to win it since Tennessee in 1998.

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@KylePorterNS

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Fernando Mendoza must be protected at all costs. What a gem.

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Watching college football, when they show the band, you realize how many dads actually tell their sons “Yeah, you should play the clarinet.”

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20 years ago I woke up the Sunday before Christmas, grabbed the newspaper, and clipped out the college football bowl game tv schedule.

Today I am watching a bowl game being played inside the Cowboys practice facility.

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@sliewehr @UniWatch @NLiewehr @AdamHoge @adamjahns Good catch by your son. God only made a select few of us 😉

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I might be the only person on the planet to have realized Caleb Williams switched from his usual Light Helmet to a Revo Speed Flex mid game @UniWatch

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Will there be a documentary about Ryan Williams’ fall from being the next Julio Jones at 17 years old? Where is this guy?

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Why does Jim Harbaugh look like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys?

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I watched The Sports Reporters on ESPN every Sunday morning as a kid. Now this is what they’re throwing at us. SMH

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Wemby is a bad man

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Haven’t seen much golf this morning but damnit if I don’t know where to find a good short term rental home.

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Them: “What do you want for your birthday?”

Me, a 34-year-old dad of two: “Magnet tiles”

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Is it possible to die from seasonal allergies? If so, send an ambulance.

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@jakecrandall Having bad guys in the program has less of a negative impact than you’d think. Baylor just happens to be one of few that paid the price.

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Auburn as a Nike school could be a problem. You heard it here first.