After careful consideration I think Al Carns should be the next Prime Minister. I know next to nothing about him but it’s been a while since we had a leader who looks like he can knock fuck out of absolutely anyone. That will do for me 😀
JK’s Fanbite of Chelsea’s humiliating thumping by the Toffees of Everton. Can’t deal with being bullied can’t score any more. It’s a backwards & sideways w*nkfest. Have the wheels fallen off? Is Rosenior Potter in disguise? @Jonathankydd@chelseafanbite#chelseafc@chelseafc
JK’s Fanbite of the embarrassing CL 5-2 loss v PSG. Come on.When we saw Fil’s name on the team sheet we all knew he’d make a game changing error. Coz at 2-2 Chelsea had been well in it. 2 crap subs & an incident with a ball boy didn’t help
@chelseafanbite@Jonathankydd#chelseafc
My dad has been a season ticket holder at Chelsea since the 1974/75 season. He’s seen Chelsea relegated three times. And he’s adamant, pound for pound, this is the worst Chelsea team he’s ever seen.
This squad isn’t built correctly and the heads completely go CONSTANTLY.
Bruce Springsteen on Trump: “I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history."
RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen!
Martinez saw N.Jackson and wanted to confirm if what they say about him is true..
So he risked and passed the ball🤭 the LEGEND didn't DISAPPOINT...
Boooom 💥 he missed ☠️😭🤣🤭
My 29 year old daughter introduced her boyfriend to me. On paper, he ticks a lot of boxes - well educated, good job, polite, treats her well, etc. But he's a Spurs fan so is destined to a life of misery and I don't want any grandkids to be like that.
What do you get a dad who has everything? (including a Champion’s League title 👀) Why not celebrate the upcoming Father’s Day by getting your dad a CPO share or two and bond over your shared love for #ChelseaFC ?
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"Saturday Night Live" diving into to the clash between the presidents of the United States and Ukraine
Here’s how comedians staged a scene of a meeting in the Oval Office.
Who seemed the most convincing to you?
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Jose on Chelsea: "When you start accepting defeats just because your team played well and just because your players gave their best, a performance for people to be proud of,I think when you get used to it, that’s when the big clubs stop being big clubs."