Sandford FC

@BerksBucksFA based #SundayLeague #Football team playing in the #Newbury and District Sunday League - Bringing you updates, humour and general chaos from us! ⚽️

[Sandford FC @SandfordFC]

Welcome all to the new Sandford FC Twitter ! Bringing you all the gossip, carnage and general shenanigans of the lovable Newbury Sunday League team! Be sure to follow and like our posts, because we are desperate for attention 💁🏻‍♂️ #SandfordFC

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@stroudy83 @wwfcofficial @stockogk1313 @PFA @BCFC @TheMuzz3189 Unfortunately we aren’t willing to discuss terms at this time. Unless you offer us a 3 figure deal 💁🏻‍♂️

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So we are only just getting over this. #SandfordFC are still top of the table after a 4-1 win again Black Horse FC. Goals coming from Tom x2⚽️⚽️ Sherb ⚽️ and Eddie ⚽️. Unbeaten and still going strong ! Could we pull a Leicester?! 🍺⚽️ @NWN_Sport

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So this is different. #SandfordFC are top of the league after a huge opening game with a 5-1 win over Diamond FC. Goals from Sherb x2. Hamez x2 and Eddie. Top result. #SundayLeague In other news. Dale is still shit. #Out #DaleOut

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Straight from the #SandfordFC playbook! #Tekkers

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Can't see this free-kick routine catching on... �

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This normally would of gone up yesterday but the Sandford team resembled The Walking Dead after many getting white girl wasted at the races. Anyway. We beat Bracknell Titans 11-1 👌🏻. Goals from what felt like fucking everyone 😂. Happy days #SandfordFC

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🗣TEAM NEWS: Defender Rex @rex15383 has been ruled out of Sunday’s game against Bracknell Titans with a ruptured tit. In a brief statement he said “When you've got fat tits like me it's just another thing you have to look out for” #SandfordFC #SundayLeague

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@parklife_rovers @JCPinBerkshire That’s your come back? 😂 I expected a playful nibble not an absolute chomp 🎣, next time you try though, proof read, it’s key 😘 you can’t have night shifts AND 24 hour shifts. That’s just ridiculous 🤷🏻‍♂️. Maybe night classes in GCSE English can help? x

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Welcome back punks! #SandfordFC are back after the summer break and played today against FC Anton at home ending the game with a 4-4 draw. Goals from Hamez x2⚽️⚽️ Si ⚽️ Sherb ⚽️. Next week. The Titan Cup! 🏆 Bring it on!! #SundayLeague

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Congratulations to the French. You Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys. Can win at football but can’t win a war 😬🤗🏳️ #SandfordFC #SundayLeague #FRACROA #FRAvCRO ⚽️⚽️⚽️🍺🍺🍺

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Let the bodies hit the floor 👌🏻😂 #SandfordFC #SundayLeague #ENG https://t.co/VBB3YCKUru

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When Mbappe tries to sprint past Maguire on Sunday...

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Its coming home! ⚽️⚽️⚽️. However. This is the actual President of Croatia 😍 #MovingToCroatia #SandfordFC #SundayLeague

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@sherb0611 The Wolf of West Berks !

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Some changes in management for the 18/19 season! Mark Stroud will become Manager replacing Darren Westcombe. James Siebert will replace Mark Stroud as treasurer. Darren Westcombe will replace James Siebert as Chairman Bring on next season!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

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@parklife_rovers

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Goooooood afternoon! Yes we are back after a bit of time off ! Hope you’re all good! Fixture will be posted up on here later ! Bring on the season, oh and before I forget... IT’s COMING HOME 🏆⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Players Player of the Year. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #SandfordFC

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Managers Player of the Year (Is that Harvey Price in disguise?) #SandfordFC

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Most Improved (2 years in a row 😂 - at this rate of progression he will be in the England squad soon) #SandfordFC

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Top Goal Scorer! #SandfordFC