Sanditon Emergency

The home for emergency news and community announcements in @SanditonCA. Sanditon Emergency provides Police, Fire, and Emergency Medical services.

[Sanditon Emergency @Sanditon911]

@decent_enough we know a bit about fashion. You are under arrest. 🚨🚔🚓🚨🚔🚓🚨🚔🚓🚨🚔🚓🚨🚔🚓🚨🚓🚔🚨🚓🚔🚨🚓🚔🚨🚓🚔🚨

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@salmaface @decent_enough trees can bully. Only humans can smuggle and eat kinder eggs. Thus you are a human.

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@salmaface @decent_enough how are we supposed to arrest a bunch of trees? Reelly though?

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@salmaface @decent_enough cyberbullying is not happening here. This is a joke between friends. I think one of them calls it CYBERLOVE

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@salmaface @decent_enough kinder eggs are not allowed.

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@salmaface @decent_enough we will never arrest Emily's "cyberbullys" they do it out of love.

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@salmaface this should make things easy

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@salmaface unlikely. We have a sass master on retainer.

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@decent_enough we're using you and a few of your friends to track the enemy

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@salmaface we're following you

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@salmaface no tacos where you're going.

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@salmaface California to Florida is a long drive. We're almost there. Got a lift on a helicopter.

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@salmaface @ruby_brookes threatening minors is also illegal

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@ruby_brookes @salmaface the Australian has a valid point. This is evidence that WILL be used against you.

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@salmaface our informant @exempvegetable has sent us your address. We're on our way

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@salmaface nope. Sry not sry. Sux to suck.

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@salmaface no. You are stuck in muricah. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@salmaface we have no tacos. Sorry.

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@decent_enough thank you for this information. @salmaface you're under arrest. 🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨

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@SanditonMafia it appears not to be hostile at this time.