Sanditon Parks & Rec

Official Twitter of the @SanditonCA Department of Parks and Recreation. All tweets by November the intern.

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@regencyflorist Sure, whatever.

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We've been experiencing network connectivity problems. Not that there's been anything to tweet about anyway...

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shut iup yur adrunk no im nowt

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"'Fitness' is a word invented by government officials to brainwash the public into eating less bacon, and it is evil."

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@TomPofSanditon wants you to go for a hike in one of our parks so I'm tweeting about that now.

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The only thing worse than juice is @DolphintonCA.

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@SanditonSand We called Animal Control but I think their number's been disconected.

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Well. THAT's over.

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So, okay. The K's rendition of "Sharkelujah" was pretty cute.

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The memorial needs more alcohol.

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@MsAnnabellJones @sanditongirl We still have like an hour of stupid tributes to go. Timmy and Jaques-Michaelangelo went overboard.

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Definitely did not just see Councilwoman Coates making out with a Batman impersonator behind the stage #RIPLilJawsica

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"That little dictator was hilarious." He definitely thought it was Chaplin.

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Jaques-Michaelangelo replaced footage of Jawsica's first shark attack with footage of Drew drawing a Hitler mustache on sleeping Harry.

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15 minutes into the Li'l Jawsica memorial service.

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If you don't buy 20 copies of the #LizardGecko demo, a girl with fangs and no eyes will appear at the foot of your bed and eat your liver.

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@PD_ArtDirector Epic Shark Funeral at the Pier tonight at 6.

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@ShoeshineGuyCA Yes. I mean, sure, whatever. I don't care.

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Harry tried to assemble the Trojan Jawsica shrine and ended up nailing BOTH of his hands to the stage. Stupid Harry.

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Submit your art and/or music for the @ThatJawsica memorial by posting it to Tumblr or Twitter with the hashtag #JawsicaMemorial.