sanditon sandpiper

SO SANDY I GOT 'SAND' IN MY NAME TWICE

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

BUT I'M SURE I'LL SEE Y'ALL AROUND TOWN! YOU STAY CLASSY, TWITTER! TIL WE MEET AGAIN!

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

THIS MIGHT BE A REAL, FULL-FLEDGED GOODBYE TO TWITTER. THINGS ARE WINDING DOWN IN SANDITON. I HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHICKS TO LOOK AFTER NOW.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ASSUMED I WAS MALE. HEH.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

@TheoSanditon SORRY ABOUT THAT. I WAS IN A BIT OF A FLAP. THANK YOU FOR TAKING IT IN GOOD HUMOUR. YOU'RE COOL FOR A HUMAN.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

I'LL TELL Y'ALL THE REASON I'VE BEEN AWAY. THREE REASONS, ACTUALLY. THREE GORGEOUS LI'L CHICKS!

I'M A MOM!

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

YO! SANDITOOOOON! SORRY FOR BEING AWAY! AND ALL MY APOLOGIES FOR ALL THAT SPAM A LITTLE WHILE BACK! SEEMS LIKE MY ACCOUNT GOT COMPROMISED!

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

I GUESS I COULDA TWEETED DURING THE FLIGHT. BUT I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING TO SAY. THE SKIES ARE LITERALLY BREATHTAKING. I LOVE BEING A BIRD.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

WOW! I'M BACK! SORRY I FLEW OFF WITHOUT TELLIN YA! I WENT TO THE EAST COAST WITH MY QUAIL BUDDY. HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T MISS ME TOO MUCH!

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

YO MAYOR PARKER WHAT'S A BIRD GONNA DO WITH JUICE LIKE REALLY TELL ME

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

I LIKE THAT HUMAN WHO OWNS THE ICE CREAM SHOP! SHE COMES TO THE BEACH SOMETIMES AND FEEDS ME AND MY SHOREBIRD CREW HER EXTRA WAFFLE CONES!

[Sanditon Dragon @SanditonDragon]

Just saw that new girl's latest video. Oh my scales! Our mayor is going to be the most delicious thing in the world. #arroganceisdelicious

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

MAYOR PARKER! NANA SANDPIPER WARNED US GRANDCHICKS ABOUT YOUR ILK! NEVER TRUST A HUMAN IN A BUSINESS SUIT WITH A FUNNY-SOUNDING VOICE!

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

@parkdoyle @WynnieDoom @sanditonspider WHAT! DEAR LARK! I WOULD NEVER! I AM INSULTED.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

SWIFT RECOVERY! HA HA! THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL! I CRACK MYSELF UP

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN TWEETING MUCH, EVERYBODY. LOOKS LIKE I GOT BIRD POX, JUST LIKE MY MOTHER WARNED ME. HOPING FOR A SWIFT RECOVERY.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

ANDREW BIRD. YEAH NOW THERES A HUMAN WHO CAN WHISTLE. HE'S PROBABLY HALF-BIRD, THATS RLY THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

R.I.P. FERNANDO. I MISS HIM EVERY DAY. I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ONE DAY IN THE BIG SKY IN THE SKY, MY FRIEND.

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

@SanditonHippie AH, THE PLIGHT OF THE SANDPIPER! YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO HEAR ME OTHERWISE. WE ARENT EXACTLY KNOWN FOR OUR BOOMING VOICES :(

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A 'MURDER'! WHY IS THAT! CROWS ARE LEGIT SOME OF THE NICEST BIRDS I KNOW! MY BEST FRIEND WAS A CROW. HE DIED

[sanditon sandpiper @SanditonPiper]

FRIENDS WITH MORE TROUBLES THAN THEY CAN SWALLOW LIKE TO COME TO ME FOR HELP. INCIDENTALLY, THE OTHER DAY, I GAVE SAGE ADVICE TO A SWALLOW.