The Supreme Ruler™

I'm the Supreme Ruler of Sanditon™ . I rule. I like hats.

[The Supreme Ruler™ @SanditonRuler]

@SingingSimi What are you making? Something awesome?

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@SaveSanditon I'm not working for him, so I'll keep insulting. *Disclaimer: My opinions are mine & in no way connected to anyone else.

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@SandyBeachBot @SaveSanditon @TomPofSanditon You've met the man, right? He rode his bike into a pole and twitter baffles him.

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Hey, @TheEdwardDenham, do you know if your former boss can work a telephone? What about a door? Or were those your area of expertise?

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@SaveSanditon Good luck with that. I wonder if @TomPofSanditon knows how to open doors. Maybe he needed Ed for that too.

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@SaveSanditon Does Tommy-boy know how to use the phone? Maybe that's far too complicated for him without Eddie around to show him how.

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@SanditonDragon yep

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@SandyBeachBot Well, I am the Supreme Ruler of Sanditon™ (Thanks for noticing), but actual rulers would be merchandise AND a great tribute.

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We have post cards. That other vlog has book marks. You know what we need with a Sanditon logo? We need rulers--Sanditon Rulers. hahahahaha

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@HowdyTacos I can make you a gigantic hat. Maybe a crown with pictures of tacos?

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While Tom scours Sanditon for a new assistant, I'll kick back & remind you that I'M the Supreme Ruler of Sanditon. #WastingHisTime

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@HAwhoneedsit Bedazzling is good. Maybe some obscure Sci-fi reference.

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If you're sniffing the condom roses, ur doeng it rong!

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Nothing says, "Ah, young love," like condom roses. http://t.co/GHAP7586JP Now that's the gift that keeps on giving.

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*Now there's something I never thought I'd say (but I'm happy I did).*

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SOMEONE MADE A CODOM HAT. http://t.co/G6p7vDQtHL I must make that for the happy couple. Pass me some glitter and condoms.

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What kind of embarrassing crafts could I create to humiliate ice cream girl and lover boy? #CraftNight

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What's everyone making tonight (other than a fool out of lover boy)? #CraftNight

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@SanditonsLacey we'll have a whole army of mockery. Yipeeee

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@SingingSimi yay! My minions rule (just not quite as much as me). I'll be right there.