molly

grandma at heart

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@CalPolySLOBs is this in my car.

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men holding massive frappachinos never fails to make me laugh

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kay explaining a sex story to our virgin friend: “you know when ur having sex... oh wait...”

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“i have a mountain tattoo AND a tree tattoo! i’m so outdoorsy” - my roommate, convincing me she’ll be safe while camping

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the superiority complex when someone has a similar sweater to you but yours was thrifted and theirs wasn’t

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text from boyfriend on his first day of quarantine

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yes i have context so many bad stories in just the past two weeks

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easier to pass ochem than get medical treatment as a college student

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i love being a small business owner until i actually need to be a small business owner

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i become 90% less mentally ill when i wake up early in the morning

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crocheting on the beach alone listening to nothing new and i think i’m having a crisis

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if i could socially acceptably wear low cut shirts to a job interview i would get so many jobs

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@ogennaoraedu @Anna_Sandler just read me this tweet out loud and cracked tf up for like two minutes

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twitter is too much power for me

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my mom is twitter famous @Anna_Sandler

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lol no she’s not i just made that up

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every day i like to wow my professors with the exact same sweatpants and sweatshirt combo as the day before

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my sister told me she never has any fun when i’m home and then immediately asked me to drive her thrifting and to get coffee #used

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@ogennaoraedu i am the white girl in question

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i literally made a twitter just to tweet that tweet