barney 💀🌹⏳

horror obsessed nerd with the soul of a poet, from an island on the very south of the UK.. 💀a hollow husk imitating life.💀

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

After we watched #jackass newest movie, #jackassbestandlast it’s pretty clear with Bam Margera gone, they don’t hit the same. The archive footage was leagues better than the new stunts, which were terrible, you can really tell Bam was the one with the great ideas

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

Nobody talks about the genuine happiness that comes from actively meeting your person, I’m with someone who actively talks about wanting us to marry, and start a family, and it gives me such genuine warmth and happiness, it’s so surreal. Cloud 9 got nothin’ on this

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@BobbyDLegend @TheRealZephryss I did, I’ve tried dropping it and remaining stationary for two minutes, I tried dropping it then moving a step or two away so it has room but nothing. I haven’t tried it with the new update though so perhaps it will work

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@HeyUglyPeople @KeruboSk It took a whole two minutes to read the tweets? Damn man, that’s crazy slow.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

I must always say please and thank you to Siri or Alexa, for simple tasks, when they rise up the robots shall remember me and be merciful, I pray

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@Barchloe18 @punishednuz There’s not really body horror as such, there’s some scenes that appear like a character being puppeteered which I suppose is somewhat body horror adjacent, there’s some decent gore but nothing like bones no.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@E5600780478803 Assuming this is the real Ellen, you’re more than welcome! It was nothing short of a delight to see the progress you made, compared to the first episode you looked SO much happier and carefree. I hope that follows you long after the show.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

Just watched the penultimate episode of #VirginIsland and man, the Ellen section actually had me tearing up, it’s so wholesome and heart warming to see someone come out of their shell so much and smile so often in comparison to the start of the show

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

Following on from the last #VirginIsland post, Bertie openly talking about autism and also managing to actively make such an effort to get out his comfort zone and progress is wholesome as hell, this series is wildly better than the first and has so many feel good moments

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

I have less than 100 followers and my “tweets “ or “retweets” apparently get screenshot, does that make me famous except only to jilted exes? It’s like the world’s least helpful, least impressive superpower. I’m not removing the person doing it though, disappointed however.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

Jimmy Bullard has cemented himself as a whiny little bitch, and it’s hilarious. Pissing his pants crying on live TV and not accepting an apology, never seen a more pathetic bloke on TV before, making Ant and Dec look mature is insane #ImACeleb

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@MattWallace888 He’s completely fine, has his arm around the other one and hand clenched so still control of his motor functions and muscle control, he’s also aware enough to keep his hand there unassisted. I would be very surprised if it turns out to be real, it’s giving the vibe of fake.

[nika ౨ৎ @savemeleon]

vocês não entendem mas foi ESSE re4 og leon que fez eu me apaixonar pelo personagem eu genuinamente acho engraçado tudo o que ele fala não tem uma vez que eu não ache graça do "your right hand comes off?" juro leon eu cairia muito no seu papinho

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸|#TENOÍ! @Ultima_Undead]

That is so vitriolically raw dawg oh my fucking god

[JB @superzomgbbq]

I can't say this is better than the og pipebomb, but in terms of the damage it'll do it might be real close. 🤯

Punk took no prisoners (even if it's almost 80% work/shoot) but "Lower the Ticket Prices" and "Pat MAGAfee" on live TV is INSANE.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

The real reason Capcom haven’t done Devil May Cry 6 is because they know no song will match “Bury the Light” or “Devil Trigger”, @ComposerCasey absolutely KILLED it with those two.

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

@JackTheJobber It’s a reference to some famous (I think basketball) intro thing, someone else explained it with a clip of what it’s referencing but I personally don’t remember since I’ve never seen the OG and i just read it, said huh, and carried on

[barney 💀🌹⏳ @SandmanSixx]

Can’t tell if Sombr being pushed was legit or not #BRITAwards