Sandra Dowle

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

Dear @Eminem ,

It would be so clutch if you dropped a single right now called “Conclave”. I know you must have at least 45 words on deck that rhyme with Vatican. And we all want to see where you’d go with “Cardinal Pizzaballa”. Cmon, Slim. The world needs this.

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

You’d think the fact that I have a shirt specifically for eating pasta would embarrass me…but you’d be wrong. 🍝 #PastaShirt

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

Life has become an endless cycle of changing from my fancy black school leggings into my comfy black home leggings. #DatLeggingLife

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@michaelianblack I’m going to guess now it’s Fight Club night…

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@DavidSpade LOL That was me!! Call me back. I’m not babysitting today. 🤣🤣

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@michaelianblack Prescient!

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@CHearthstone 😂😂😂

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@mcsweeneys When is the submission deadline?

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@foofighters Dave earned a solid 💯on this. ❤️

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@AnnKingman @YouTube @MKindness Your voices! Your faces! Your recommendations! Watching this episode was as comforting as putting on the perfectly-worn hoodie I’ve been living in all Corona-cation. Thank you so much for doing this. I haven’t smiled for this many consecutive minutes in a longgg time! #391

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

My family just suggested my 3-dessert-a-day #Pandemic habit was “excessive” and “wow, kind of a lot.”

But I think they’re just being “judgey” and “making me want to fake my own disappearance and assume a new identity.” 🧁🍰🍫🍩🍪🍦

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@Travon The press needs to WALK OUT. This is insanity.

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

Some days you win...and some days you have to humble yourself on the phone to your 4th grader’s school secretary and tell her he just remembered that there’s a three-week-old banana in his locker. #QuarantineLife 😳🍌

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Can you please post this on Facebook? Best laugh I’ve had all day!! 😂

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@deegarretson You just nailed it.

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

Now and Laters, your “Who cares?” attitude is truly inspiring. Serving up 95% candy and 5% paper for decades and not doing a thing about it!

I salute you.

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@MissLiberty important info needed: American Predator—creepier read than I’ll Be Gone in the Dark? I need to know how many lights to put on before I start reading.

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@MyFavMurder just got a shout out on the 90210 reboot. When worlds collide!

[Sandra Dowle @SandraDowle]

@Cookie_Sukie_Su @ariana2525 Thanks for thinking of me, Sue! It’s worth a shot to give my classroom library a makeover! 😍📚

https://t.co/6ZtCFHHbg3