Dear @Eminem ,
It would be so clutch if you dropped a single right now called “Conclave”. I know you must have at least 45 words on deck that rhyme with Vatican. And we all want to see where you’d go with “Cardinal Pizzaballa”. Cmon, Slim. The world needs this.
@AnnKingman@YouTube @MKindness Your voices! Your faces! Your recommendations! Watching this episode was as comforting as putting on the perfectly-worn hoodie I’ve been living in all Corona-cation. Thank you so much for doing this. I haven’t smiled for this many consecutive minutes in a longgg time! #391
My family just suggested my 3-dessert-a-day #Pandemic habit was “excessive” and “wow, kind of a lot.”
But I think they’re just being “judgey” and “making me want to fake my own disappearance and assume a new identity.” 🧁🍰🍫🍩🍪🍦
Some days you win...and some days you have to humble yourself on the phone to your 4th grader’s school secretary and tell her he just remembered that there’s a three-week-old banana in his locker. #QuarantineLife 😳🍌
Now and Laters, your “Who cares?” attitude is truly inspiring. Serving up 95% candy and 5% paper for decades and not doing a thing about it!
I salute you.
@MissLiberty important info needed: American Predator—creepier read than I’ll Be Gone in the Dark? I need to know how many lights to put on before I start reading.