Myrtle Turtle🐢

♋️ ☀️ ♍️ 🌙 ♏️ ⬆️. She/Her/Hoe🦦 pro-choice, always higher than my hair, and fresh outta fucks forever. college drop out. Feral mother.

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

I’ve been told being with me is “stressful” if you’re lame just say that

[Icona @iconawrites]

People think I do all the cooking for myself and my husband because I have some trad belief that men don’t belong in the kitchen. The truth is that I am Italian and my husband is English, and I do not believe any English person of any gender belongs in my kitchen.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

“I ate it as a kid and I’m fine” ☠️

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

@thatnerdddd @sincerelyart OMG well good thing I was keeping it 🫶🏻 thanks sis !

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

Besties-word is ice has been spotted in unmarked cars in socastee and pawleys. Please be careful.

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

Kourt: sorry I got lipgloss on the j
Me: well duh! I’m smoking w a bad bitch. I EXPECT gloss on it

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

He will pass everything but away

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

13 years I’ve been listening to Mac Miller 🥲

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

10 years of GO:OD AM still one of my fave Mac Miller Albums

[Matimba @MatimbaMM1n2]

@NICKIMINAJ

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

genuinely the last time politics felt professional

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

black people don’t lynch themselves. #TreyReed RIP king

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

Joseph McNeil was one of four students who staged a sit-in at a segregated Woolworth’s lunch counter in Greensboro, North Carolina, in 1960.

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

Alright I’m off my soap box xoxo gossip girl

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

Here’s the thing, some people who don’t KNOW me may think I’m upset over Charlie Kelly Kirk whatever, but I’m more upset that everyone posts everything all the time. He was a shitty person. I’m not happy dude died but im also not sad.

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

Gun violence and gun reform are something I’ve felt so strongly about for years and seeing it AGAIN is bothering me. We also aren’t gonna skip over a BUNCH of kids being shot the same day and everyone’s talking about too much Gums Charlie over here

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

No it's gun violence

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

You know what while I’m at it, fuck these weirdo celebrities who have FAS babies and pretend like they don’t know.

[Myrtle Turtle🐢 @SandraFultz12]

No one saying Sza is making me angry 😤

[bry ꕤ @bloodlinebry]

What celebrity would look good in this?