Sandrella Salameh

[ماريو @MarioBerberian]

Me: *feels sad for 5 minutes*
Me: *ruins all my relationships*

[Mel @melissalata]

Bet7ammas er2os ana w am bedros bass ma fi shi bi awwemne 3al ra2es bass koun sehrane

[Elie @ElieMarioo]

X : Ade waznak ?
Y : Ma3 el 3waynet am bala el 3waynet ?
X : Ma3 el 3waynet
Y : 90 Kg
X : Bala el 3waynet
Y : Ma ba3rif ma be2sha3

[رُوى سابا @Rouwa_Saba]

احزروا شو...
مبارح سهرت أنا وصاحبي، وما نزَّلتْ ولا صورة مع الـ My Everything!
واحزروا شو كمان...
تسلّينا كتير!
#والإمامو_علي

[Badine @jadbadine]

-Alo pizzahut shou l offer lyom?
-ma3 kel large pizza byotla3lak aninit pepsi w 3 wled

[Ray @RayKobeissi]

Fee we7deh bl Gym halla2 , sarit 3emle 4 me3de, 6 push ups w 12 selfie

[Adele @Adele__J]

If we talk after 12 , our convos will get real personal.

12:00am: I like mac & cheese

12:01am: I killed a man once

[Jenny The Mermaid @JennyAazane]

Other nationalities:

- We broke up
- Oh no what happened? Are you ok?

Lebanese:

- We broke up
- min tarak l tene?

[Jad Bou Karam @OHMYJAD]

Me: shefet smart car w picanto feto b ba3ed
Him: 7ades aweh??
Me: No ana 7assayto cute

[Jad Bou Karam @OHMYJAD]

طلب خاص:
اذا شي مرّة انخطفت.. استعملولي الصورة يللي عليا likes اكتر شي

[Jad Bou Karam @OHMYJAD]

-بداية العلاقة-

1- ما بحياتك تتغير
2- لازم تتغير
3- انت كتير مغير

- نهاية العلاقة-

[Faux Ma @Faux_Ma]

My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.

[Hady Osaily @HadyOsaily]

*after a 2 years relationship, 3 years engagement, 5 years marriage*
- Le trakto?
- Ma ttafa2na

[Jenny The Mermaid @JennyAazane]

*goes to heaven*

- Shu password l wifi?

[Sandrella Salameh @SandrellaSa]

@SandrellaSa nop.

[Hady Osaily @HadyOsaily]

*At the beach*
- What do you have in your suitcase?
- A bomb
- Oh i thought you had a bottle of water come on in

[Sandrella Salameh @SandrellaSa]

@VEEHDEE meshen heik mesh edra tneme 😰😢😂😂