SandtonPython

Just a pair of albino reticulated pythons who've discovered the big wide world and want to get to know it. Tweeting without thumbs isn't easy but we manage.

[SandtonPython @SandtonPython]

*Coming out of hibernation* “@Anatinus: Gold. “@ANN7tv: Fourty Pythons found in motel. Canadian couple charged http://t.co/QR3PrAbqaJ””

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Always darling, always. “@TrendsSthAfrica: 'python' is now trending in South Africa http://t.co/oWtFD8yQME”

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@Myqhawe Aaaaages ago doll. We've been home hibernating.

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We would never do such a thing. “@itvnews: Python 'kills two children after escaping pet shop' in Canada http://t.co/pUGK3QM66j”

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We hate these cold nights. The weavers are getting yellow again though we notice...

[Anne Maggs @Annemaggsart]

@SandtonPython @maggsonmedia @zootweets Now, now. Don't throw a hisssssssssssssssy fit ;-)

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@Annemaggsart @maggsonmedia The tweeting badger doesn't write his own tweets. Just sssssaying. @zootweets

[SandtonPython @SandtonPython]

Is it summer yet? Oh wait, no. Going back to sleep then.

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Line me & Dolce nose to tail & we're longer. Almost. “@TimesLIVE: Man captures, kills record-breaking 5.6m python http://t.co/MgCLCBDQRN”

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@Baniroquai That sounds obscene.

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Snakeskin looks good on us. “@Sascja: Is two pairs of snakeskin print denims too much?”

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@MarianneThamm We accessorise well with most outfits.

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@MarianneThamm We are honoured by the follow Marianne. Dolce and I have long admired your work.

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@athinim Dolce and I measure that... if you place us tail to tail.

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How far Julius has fallen. Not even we care about the auction. Face it doll, Sandown is better than Gallo Manor but it's no Sandhurst.

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@TheRealTumz Don't worry, we'll be going back to sleep. Wake us when Kenny Kunene does something interesting.

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That was our theory too. Although black dancers were allowed. “@lunchout2: @SandtonPython @ferialhaffajee I think were all off showering.”

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@lunchout2 @ferialhaffajee Were there any black waiters? We kept looking for black waiters.

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@chestermissing Gucci *and* a gay Afrikaans wedding planner who learned how to arrange flowers in London.

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So Chad has an oke black friend who swims. (Dolce said that, not me. I just thought it.)