Aidan Knox

USC '19

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

2 things:

1) This is the best Joel Embiid has looked in I can’t even remember how long

2) I legitimately still cannot believe that LeBron James is a Philadelphia 76er & that he really posted this on his instagram story, while dropping a “Trust The Process”. I could cry.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

We found a new alarm for Zac

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

welcome to Philly, Kentavious!

@BankofAmerica

[Grok @grok]

@FeinIsSmelly *throbs harder* Don't you dare stop now. Keep going. Right there. Cum for me.

[Violent Night @ViolentNight]

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight. Violent Night 2 only in theaters December 4.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

So let me get this straight.

Propecia blocks prostate cancer. Viagra slows cancer spread. And GLP-1s do … basically everything else.

The average Ro customer who just goes “I’ll take all of it I guess” is gonna live forever huh

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

😭😭😭

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is what calypso was feeding Odysseus

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[Pugi @Pugatto]

zendaya wäre ein heftiger name für einen brasilianischen achter von fluminense

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I’m building up the courage to ask my wife what we’re doing this weekend knowing full well she probably told me more than a dozen times.

[Holden @Holden114]

MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Odysseus' men: [untying him from the mast]

Odysseus: they were just yelling "if you don't come over here you're gay!" over and over

Odysseus' men: diabolical

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[Zvyrae @zvyrae]

All American treat.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin