Santa’s Danto

Female Comedian.

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

My album, Daddy Boy, is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic right now! Click the link to listen entirely for free and on demand https://t.co/baBdrMzvpZ

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Haven’t dated since high school. Are handjobs still a thing?

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Hoping the 12th year of my 30s is the best one yet!

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@AmericanAir my wife’s headrest fell off and she hit her head. Who do I talk to about this safety hazard?

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Detroit a trade away from the finals TBH

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Seattle! Come see me Sunday 1/19!

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[OFTV @watchOFTV]

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@AmericanAir canceled my flight this morning after I defended you to a friend who said you’re just a notch above Spirit Airlines. Now I need compensation.

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Usher giving 200,000 herpes

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You have to love a Jesus commercial set to a song by a guy who died from choking himself while jerking off

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I’m an angry boy with a silly streak

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@TheRachelFisher Yes! Me and sally are

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Watch out for me in 2 Fast 11 Furious

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I have to lose a ton of weight fast!

Since SAG is on strike they want me to star in all the movies all the big movie stars refuse to work on

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Watch out for me in Top Gun 3 and Ant Man 4

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@MFDavidDeery As you age, it’s either gardening, birding or a bunker full of guns to wholesomely pass the time

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I know I’m getting old, not because my I need a hip replacement, but because I get so much joy from gardening

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Men should only own one pair of pants. It’s all you need. Owning more than one pair of pants is feminine.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Keep an eye out for the new Anta-Semitics.

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Threads hasn’t arrived until it’s the dominant source of screenshot memes