John Gibson

Come back to this and write something funny in here. One of @feltnowt

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

Yes, Musk bought a social media platform and changed the algorithm to boost Nazis, but it’s not like he’s going around doing an actual Nazi salu- oh, forget that.

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

To be fair, Grok probably told him that’s the kind of salute you do at a right-wing rally.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Wait, did Musk just do a Nazi salute?

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@DMsAreOpenBBC Thanks

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@DMsAreOpenBBC Hi. I’m trying to upload sketches but the ‘Choose a File’ button doesn’t let me upload rft format files (the text says ‘audio/or PDF files’ - and it will let me upload PDF files, but I can’t imagine that’s what you want). Any help gratefully appreciated. Thanks

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

To be fair, I only look like an accountant. And rap like an accountant. This rap battle has David and Goliath written all over it - except David is also an accountant.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Did you know we have an actual rapper at our Rap Battle event at @BobiksNcl on 27th? 🎤

@JackFox_710 has been rapping for years, and even opened for @theGLC last year! He'll be facing @SandyFootwells who is...uh...an accountant...

Don't miss it. Tix - https://t.co/vNIUILGpIG

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

It’s all happening in Whitley Bay tonight.

I mean not literally all, some things are happening elsewhere, but this will be great.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Tonight! Great stand up comedy @LaurelsTheatre in Whitley Bay.

A great line up with @CallMeCantrill of @MmmSausage @r_jacz @SandyFootwells and host @Thegavinwebster

Tix: https://t.co/jMdRywPWMx

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

Really looking forward to this gig. Everyone one the bill, except one, has been on TV. Let’s not dwell on which one is the odd one out.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Did we all enjoy the shows at @LaurelsWhitley this weekend? 👋🏻

We're there every Fri & Sat with more live comedy. Here's what we've got for you next week with MC @Thegavinwebster;
@CallMeCantrill // @SandyFootwells // @r_jacz 🔥

Get your tix early! - https://t.co/RatPZ6sKdq

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

If you’re going to Solfest, I’ll see you there.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

AND!

You can also now catch us at 6pm on the Friday @solfestofficial with @Thegavinwebster @JohnScottComedy and @SandyFootwells

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Top stand up every Friday and Saturday @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay!

@laurenpattison is here (Fri only) a sparkling talent, an act we are proud to have in the region!

PLUS @r_jacz @halbranson and @SandyFootwells with @SteffenPeddie on Saturday

https://t.co/I6hs05Mpu0

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

This will be the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in that episode of Vera.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Thank you to everyone that has came to @LaurelsWhitley so far ❤️

This is what we've got in store for you next Friday & Saturday!
MC @halbranson introduces;
@r_jacz //@SandyFootwells // @laurenpattison (Fri only!) // @SteffenPeddie (Sat only!)

Tix! - https://t.co/YzlgzmsMbs

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

This is the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in an episode of Vera.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Look at the lineups we have soon @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay!

Tix https://t.co/vfPTCU7vh3

Ben Crompton @SteffenPeddie @halbranson @SandyFootwells @neildownstandup @Spammayo @SiBeckwith @JohnScottComedy @omarstandup @GreekComedian @FranGarrity1 @JackFox_710 @sammytdobson

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

Come to this, man - it’ll be great.

I mean, not if you don’t live in the area or if you have other things on, that would be just bonkers. But other than that, definitely come to this.

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

Southwick! We had such a great time last time at Carnival House, so we are back on 30th July with an incredible line up!

@LostVoiceGuy @laurenpattison @SandyFootwells and host @halbranson @CreativeSeed100

https://t.co/BLHXa3kyey

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

I know I haven’t been around for a while and then I go and share an ad, but man, there are great things going on with North East comedy and I’d hate for you to miss out.

P.S. I love you

[Felt Nowt @FeltNowt]

ALL Felt Nowt online shows are now £5, including this Friday's LIVE stand up show!

From a real venue with a real audience, the closest thing possible to a real gig!

https://t.co/jYb9oxgjAq

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@TwopTwips Miss you too marra, but I'm doing satirical tweets elsewhere to bring down the Tories. To be honest, it's not going that well :-(

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@TwopTwips What a nice surprise. Thanks Twips.

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

Sorry I haven't tweeted much, I've been trying to work out how to switch envelopes at an Oscars ceremony. Worked quite well I thought.

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@Spuffyness Hi Michelle, that's lovely - thanks. Hope you're well.
John :-)

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@Charisma_Effect Thanks, Mark.

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

@rejunevated Thanks, June. Hope you're well.

[John Gibson @SandyFootwells]

I've been away from Twitter for a while, but if you want to hear some jokes I'll be telling them here tonight. https://t.co/BfYV1JVujB

[The Stand Newcastle @StandNewcastle]

Final chance to catch these laugh merchants! @marknelsoncomic @felicityward @SandyFootwells @alfiejoey
Tickets: https://t.co/cfFe27Id8t