A.

I am the saner counterpart. Yours, mine and HERS. okay, not really.

[Aman @ShimmyOutlaw]

Swiggy has become absolute shit since their IPO.
Customer support needs to be pulled up big time and replace that AI agent, its ridiculous.

Lost a customer @Swiggy

[αdil @ixadilx]

Fight Like A Girl.

[Parminder Singh @parrysingh]

There’s no better proof that life is unfair than the second bhatoora. Think about it - both bhatooras start off as equals. The second could easily have been the first. But fate intervenes.

By the time you’re done with the first, three things happen:
1. You’re already full.
2. 300 calories of guilt are whispering in your ear.
3. The second one has gone limp.

You still eat it, but half-heartedly. No oohs, no aahs - just quiet resignation.

The second bhatoora did nothing wrong. It simply suffered from bad timing - and fades away unappreciated.

So next time someone preaches about karma or fairness, ask them - what about the second bhatoora?

[Ayush @ayushhhsethiya]

fr 🙂

[Sridhar V @sritara]

When fools fly first the guys at @DeccanHerald get their act together. Brilliant takedown of a vain superstar

[Niharika @whoniharika]

Naphthalene balls are basin ke laddoo

[Maham @MoonFlower_98]

"Whoever abandoned you in the forest has no right to know what the wolves did to you or how you survived."

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

What is the worst decision a character has made?

[Suchi SA @suchi_a]

Kerala, always leading the way 💕💕💕

[AajTak @aajtak]

''सरकार एनडीए की बनेगी तो हम क्यों किसी के साथ जाएंगे...'' @satyaprakashjdu
''नीतीश चाचा सबके हैं क्या पता आ जाए...:''शिवसेना (UBT) प्रवक्ता @ANANDDUBEYK
''लोकतंत्र करवटें बदलता है तो आवाजें सुनाई देती है...:'' @AnumaVidisha
#ResultsOnAajTak @anjanaomkashyap | @SwetaSinghAT

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

A House of my own 💕

[Shalaka Kulkarni 📝 @shalakulkarni]

Being 31 is nice. Single people are single and people who dated for 7 years are also single. People who got married early are also divorced and single. And married people pretend to be single.

[tarook @TarekElBab1]

did everyone go thru a phase where they would only watch masterchef all day or was it just me?

[love, sanj @thepurpledoe]

i would trade anything to be back in a school classroom when it’s raining heavily outside, you and your classmates are contemplating whether it’ll be a half-day, the lectures are free anyway so you just play with your best friend as thunder rumbles, gloomy in the best way

[HQ IDS @HQ_IDS_India]

Lt Gen Adosh Kumar, DG Arty spoke on "Modernisation & Restructuring of Artillery" with #FutureLeaders of #IndianArmedForces at #CDM_IDS.
Talk focused on progressive road map of Artillery towards modern, agile, adaptive and technology adept #FutureReady force through #modernisation & sustained innovation in tactics, techniques & operational philosophy.

[ٍ @dildaarara]

i’ll always defend tamasha https://t.co/Zmy1CPn25B

[Naomi Datta @nowme_datta]

Not that Shabana Azmi or Alia were not good. They were. But if Rocky Aur Rani had to get any acting awards, you had to give it to Ranveer Singh.

[Naomi Datta @nowme_datta]

You guys discussed Animal inside out - but why did I have to watch the film to discover this absolute gem of a line?
Rashmika to her parents on her deranged husband - ' He is like my gynaecologist. He knows me inside out'
Guys. What. You had one job!

[Kripto Capris(private) @Kriptocaprii_s]

Nothing made me want to eat ice cream more than when icecream truck came in oswald nd everybody ran to order what flavour scoops they want for them 😭❤️‍🩹🧁🤍

[ritwik @IndieKnopfler]

Banks are closed. Offices are closed. Courts will be closed. Not that it matters anymore but 22nd will be the final nail in the coffin of the secular character of the Indian state.