Sanket shah

Entrepreneur | Startup coach | Strategy Management Consultant | Marketing | Branding | Coach | Passionate Mathematician

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OTP jaise log,
LIC jaisi baatein

#Leadership

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Be an enabler, not postman

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@GooglePayIndia @JioCinema autopay deactivated?
This level of cheapness?

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@JioCinema what is this scam?
I am trying to stop autopay but it's been 3 months, autopay doesn't stop.

@GooglePayIndia what is wrong with this cancellation of autopay ?

I want to cancel autopay. It's been 3-4 months consistently failing every time.

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Education is not preparation for life.
Education is life.

#SanketShah #Ceo #banogeniuss

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Tum sath na do mera,
Chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har aag se waakif hu,
Jalna mujhe aata hai,

Taqdeer ke haathon se,
Taqdeer bnani hai,
Zindagi aur kuch bhi nhi,
Teri meri kahani hai !!!

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Rakh Hausla,
Vo manzar bhi ayega,
Pyaase ke pass chalke khud samundar bhi ayega,
Tu thak ke na baith, Ae manzil ki musafir,
Manzil bhi milega aur milne ka maza bhi ayega.

#leadership #startup #struggles

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@TheOfficialSBI Literally waited 1.5hours to deposit cash and cashier says, you have vehicle, why don't you go to other branch. Seriously? Tax payers money to hear this!
Don't they know? They earn coz we have accounts & pay 35% tax !

#pathetic

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@RBI @TheOfficialSBI

Kalyan Vrindavan Vatika branch cash deposit machine is not working from 12:30pm.
Why no seperate counter for the one who needs cash beyond 5L ?

Thank you for such the best customer service :) Learning the art of successful wastage of time.

#sbi

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@TheOfficialSBI Mumbai - Kalyan - Brindavan Vatika branch.
Pin : 421301
Ms. Anuja Sathe, cashier says : "Will we get a dream about CDM not working? Is this the answer we should expect as consumer? Where is SLA ? TAT?

[State Bank of India @TheOfficialSBI]

@Sanket_one We regret the inconvenience caused. Please share the exact location/pin code of the ATM/ATM ID/ linked branch code of the concerned ATM so that we can assist you properly.

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Practice! Practice!! practice!!!
I don't like practice, but practice likes me.

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Mujhse shaadi karogi?
Inki bhabi banogi?

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Ab toh diwali bhi aa gai,
Meri dilwali kab ayegi pata nahi

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Jab do hoth milte hai, kya hota hai?

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@CMOMaharashtra @ThaneCityPolice
90 mins & travelled 90metres !
Wow! Perfect way to see every shop in kalyan. Thank your for carbon emissions. Sustainability a big question mark!
Road : Kalyan, Near Titan Showroom, Murbad Road.
Thank you for such best services!

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What will gujrati say to beautiful Rhinoceros?

Rhino saras che!!

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What would have been your name if you were bengali?

Bae of Bengal !

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Why did chalk go to school?

Coz it wanted to draw some attention!

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What is teachers favorite nation??

-Explanation