Sanny Ström

Coca-Cola beroende & bah allmänt Awesome.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍���🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[Sanny Ström @SannyStrm]

To true #selfies

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Me studying:
Writes down 3 words
Checks twitter
Changes song
Gets food
Sneezes
Contemplates life
Loses place in notes
Falls asleep

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
girl: but-
me: bye

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Mom: "Let me see your Twitter." Me: *Throws computer out the window* "What Twitter?"

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Our generation is going to be the most insane grandparents.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

being skinny might be nice but pizza is nicer

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

My hobbies:
Complaining
Eating
Listening to music
Laying in bed
Tweeting

...and I'm so fucking talented that I can do them all at once.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Me: wakes up
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／　└-(＿＿＿_／
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Me: "5 more minutes." Goes back to sleep.
　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
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[Sanny Ström @SannyStrm]

@slynman Internationella kvinnodagen finns ju så varför inte lixom? ;)

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat.

Date your grandma

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

*eating ice cream in the winter*

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."

Me: 20 x 0 = 0.