sans

Zoophilia bad, trans rights good. The #1 funny skeleton in America, guaranteed to help you save 15% or more on car insurance.

[sans @SansGamingVEVO]

* fuck zoophiles. #BanZoophiles

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* this is so sad can we revive satan?

[EveryWordDid9/11 @EveryWorDid911]

holocaust did 9/11

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* i’m the new iranian leader.

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* mmm vore...

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* my new years resolution is to not make a new years resolution.

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@Wahffffflee * yes

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* hey guys welcome back to another minecraft let’s play today we’re going to be summoning herobrine

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@GumballWTRSN5 * ok.

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@FreedomUndyne * what.

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@tobyfukx * ok now this is epic.

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* alphys just said sex next to papyrus. i think for some “personal reasons” she will be passing away soon.

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@ExplainChara * went to prison on 20 counts of trafficking children with chara.

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* wait yesterday was christmas? oh.

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

For the last time, if you see some post on reddit, someone on Minecraft, etc. pretending to be me, it's NOT me! I don't use reddit and I ONLY play Minecraft on MY OWN SERVER and my skin is GARFIELD WITH SANS'S JACKET AND GLOWING EYE!

[sans @SansGamingVEVO]

* doing your mom doing doing your mom.

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* ok now this is epic

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@holocaust_bot * they deserved it.

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* if i say the n word am i quirky doe? am i edgy doe?

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* bernie sanders? more like bernie sansders. #DemDebate