V. Belokon

living like life’s going out of style

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Unpopular opinion: Thoreau’s critique of owning furniture is probably the most underrated statement on the human condition in written memory.

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What did Joel Madden ever do to you

[Derrick Degan @derrickdegan]

Huge lyrical pet peeve of mine when someone rhymes “problems” with “solve them.” Played out, predictable rhyme. If you don’t agree with me that’s fine, that rhyme just fills me with dread.

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@derrickdegan Love + Rent

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Online Ohio hate was invented by rustbelt zoomers to keep local housing costs affordable.

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@FreeBeacon Pretty sure this one is actually common knowledge

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Just bought a table saw #getfuckedup

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Every time I remember Anthony Bourdain is dead I smile.

[serene @armourgraces]

“adhd meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “normal” “people” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being stimulated by a stimulant. it feels normal because you live in 5th Reich Methworld

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Feeling like you have no fucking idea what you’re doing is the price of entry to achieving your dreams.

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I deeply regret never seeing this woman again purely because I know spending time with her would have produced amazing stories

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Just remembered the time I went on a date at a park and she berated me for not warning her that there would be (random other people’s) children present because children are one of her triggers, as they remind her that she has a uterus.

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Youth pastor voice: Do you kids know who else wrote an extensive manifesto on the tendencies of mass soulless technology to undermine the very fabric of what makes us human?

[Coltybrah @coltybrah]

modern culture is run by risk averse corporate parasites & dopamine starved optimization freaks who turned life into a spreadsheet

they hate beauty, hate individuality, & flatten anything with personality into sterile sludge for mass consumption to kill your soul right before they replace you with ai & robots

it’s a state ran psyop. reject it

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If you’re shitty to your babymama I will take her camping and guide your young daughter through the process of building her first fire, thus eviscerating your purpose as a man as well as a father.

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@visceralscenery I had this for $600 in northern Ohio. It took a veryyyyy long time for me to let go of it.

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Using AI is a spiritual edgebreak.

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@MorosKostas Sometimes I think about how a lot of these groups are transparently disingenuous and deceiving people into supporting the destruction of essential freedoms, and then Brady just comes off as genuinely fucking stupid and actually buying the bullshit.

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@amerpipedream “Oakleaf scaring the hoes” while wearing those pants

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Men love showing up to Home Depot, windows down, absolutely blasting All Too Well (10 Minute Version)

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@MKULTRAMILF Nobody ever gets the reference when I say this

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@MoundLore Big egg industry paid some scientists to back this up and even those dudes were basically like ��this is one of the worst things you can put in your body and the only good thing we can say is that eggs are part of a healthier breakfast than 9 Big Macs and a handle of vodka”