Falcor Lothbrok

Please don't take me seriously! Peanut butter and chocolate.

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I found the son of the alligator that killed Chubbs.

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@Faces_By_Rachie It taught me how to use the 3 seashells.

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@SweatyGardener Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Maybe this will help.

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@dog_rates @budweiserusa @DalmatianOliver Honesty in advertising. Drink our beer, F a B!
@budweiserusa #PupweiserContest #Ad

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@RaeUvLite @trudytalk What I took from this tweet is that I can give back my kids. Do you do curbside pick up?

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I noticed the grass at confederation park looking dismal. Perhaps today we could get a few inches of stag manure spread over the entire area. Then tomorrow we could just let the sprinklers run all day.
Just a thought. Thanks.

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When I order 3 meals the Drive thru worker gives me 1 napkin.
When I order 1 doughnut the Drive thru worker gives me enough napkins to clean up a murder scene.

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@TheGoldenRatio4 They look like they are posing for a Doggo version of OnlyFans.

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@Fayelacio Crowcaine.... I'll see myself out.

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@JennaLynnMeowri You can name my little friend if it makes you feel better.

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@JustinTrudeau Take your own advice you hungry hungry hypocrite!

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2 headless dogs fighting.

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@someonelikesmeg @poutinesmoothie Me at 3am: who up? Why did i say that stupid thing 27 yrs ago in public school?

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@runabutt I feel the same way, but this guy has the ability to change my mind.

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@TT_Sunshine_ Peggy Bundy was my first M.I.L.F. but if I can add a choice it would be The Henderson's.

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Does anyone know where I can get a bag of popcorn, but only the partially popped kernels from the bottom of the bag?

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@capnwatsisname

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@rolyatistaylor Angela from Spawn would be Epic!

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@Elidaroyal @BrandonStraka This is definitely one of the best replies I have seen on Twitter.