Santa Banta Jokes

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Lets LAUGH ! Ha Ha Ha :P

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I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.

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Santa : tum bache ko kya pilaati ho?
Wife : milk and juice!
Santa : mujhe kabhi btaya nahi ki juice kis side se... http://t.co/ImN4M5x9gC

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Dumbest girl you have ever seen in life!
#GirlsAreAtupid #FoolishGirl #OMG http://t.co/7xmxlnzZO3

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Forever Alone! Are you? :D :P :(
#Loner #Love #Couples #Single http://t.co/wnWOXRuRvv

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Any friendship that exceeds the 7 year mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime. #LifeFacts #Love #Friendship

[Dhruv Bhagat @dhruvbhagat2]

Today my parents caught me watching porn. Yeah.. Germany fucked Portugal for 90 minutes. #WorldCup #FIFA2014 #GermanyVsPortugal #Ronaldo

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One more added to Alia bhatt trolls :D #AliaBhattTrolls

~ Alia Bhatt trolls .

Mahesh Bhatt : let's go for a... http://t.co/pVWjlA6j44

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#AliaBhattTrolls http://t.co/BTSan0fsfm

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Open Letter to Himesh Reshammiya :D #TheXpose #Xpose #Movie http://t.co/sF1830IIxt

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Thinking of a lonely guy :
Saala shaam ko toh Sun bhi SET ho jata hai.. Pata ni mujhse ladki kab hogi :/
#Trolls

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Only Harry Potter Fans! http://t.co/mznhDVMoHs

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You should do the same to save your relationship! ;)

#RandomStuffs #EpicGirlfriend #MemeRocks http://t.co/RgaSsOkOSn

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Face Palm!
#AliaBhattTrolls #AliaBhatt #IPL7 http://t.co/fQPyxrNpWg

[Richa Bajaj @meethichutney]

Digvijay Singh was born in 1947. Seems like he got his independence today! #DigVijaySingh #AmritaRai #swag #India2014 #LoveIsInTheAir

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Do you agree?
1+1 = 3 #NoProtection #SexQuestions http://t.co/pjIxaUpszL

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Just for Ducklings :D

#DuckFaces #BabaJiKaThullu http://t.co/ZoYKXKJs0h

[Dhruv Bhagat @dhruvbhagat2]

India ki ho gayi WT20 me haar.. Ab ki baar Modi Sarkaar!! #VoteForModi #IndvSL #wt20final #Elections2014

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What is PORN?
Answer :

Porn : where a woman who's a billionaire makes out with an electrician who doesn't even fix the door bell...
:D

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Santa - Suhaagraat Kaisi Rahi..?

Banta - Badhiya Rahi , Waise ek baat bataoon.! Wo Jis Tarah Ki Harkatein Kar... http://t.co/SUItqPLEPr