Kris Kringle

So I like cookies. Don't judge me.

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I agree RT @MaeganBeth Some milk and cookies would be amazing right now. #fatkid

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#drunk RT @MacTheFreddy i wonder what Santa is doing, right now.

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Fantastic question RT @lukiakelkok3 If Santa was real, I wonder if I would be naughty or nice and if I'd get some presents I asked for

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What up? RT @egunnaonahoe Where all the bad bitches attt?????

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#yawn

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Agree RT @JimGaffigan A man from the North Pole that brings presents seems so much more believable than a bunny that hides eggs.

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Best movie cameo ever? Matt Damon in Eurotrip. #Scottydoesntknow

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#ThingsNotToSayToYourBoss: I don't believe in God.

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Today is 'National Tell a Lie Day.". Unfortunately I can't think of a good one right now.

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Make that 797,152 RT @WhatTheFFacts At this very moment almost 797,151 people are engaged in self pleasure in America.

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Alright, half way there...now where in the hell is my steak to complete my day?

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Agree. The Easter Bunny IS an asshole RT @DiazRicky I often wonder what the IRS taxes Santa, the tooth fairy, and that asshole Easter bunny

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#ThingsBetterThanWakingUpEarly: Waking up late

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Wait, what? Have you heard something? RT @andyroddick The colts cutting Peyton feels like the north pole kicking out Santa

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#ShamrockShake

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I think the bigger news here is that Kirk Cameron is not gay.

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He does RT @ASHINGKUSSHER I wonder if Santa Clause watches basketball, i bet he hates the Heat too.

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I would have went back to bed RT @zbailey57 I wonder what would have happened to xmas if Rudolph said no santa, I will not guide your sleigh

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#ThingsFakePeopleDo: No clue