Santa Hates Fags

Exercise in satire, attempting to illicit strong and thoughtful responses from the reader by substituting Santa in quotes containing God. Poo Poo Pee Pee.

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Man shall not lie with man as Santa lies with Mrs. Claus. It is abominable, as is the Snow Monster. #CoupleOfMisfits

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Faith Is Not Believing That SANTA Can, It's Knowing That He Will. #GetThoseToys @MegaSAS

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The naughty do not think Santa will love us because we are bad, but that Santa will make us good because He has toys. @PastorMark

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Santa is a jealous Claus, filled with vengeance and wrath. Santa takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies!

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Whoever believes in Santa shall not perish or want for toys, but have eternal life and many toys.

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Hate not thy father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters. Worship Santa and thou shall inherit a kingdom of toys.

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Only women who have children will be spared from the Naughty List.

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Our Santa is an awesome Santa, he reigns from the North Pole above...

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Santa duped you into starting a war, so He could punish you.

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This is Santa's world. The Elves are the lawful heirs, not non-Elves.

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Homosexuals, nor thieves, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers shall inherit the kingdom of Santa. @MKDlisted

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America is under the judgment of Santa. And if we are ever going to rebuild this country, it must be under Santa's law.

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The Jews please not Santa, and are contrary to all Elves, @sarahksilverman

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We know that Santa does not hear the naughty; but if anyone is Santa-fearing and "nice" he will be heard.

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The Santa-fearing do not dare to tread on the wrong path. They always prefer the right path of truth and honesty.

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If we're going to save America and evangelize the world, we cannot accommodate secular philosophies that are diametrically opposed to Santa.